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By Michael Musto, Friday, Oct. 16 2009 @ 1:00PM
Comments (11)
Categories: Stephen Sondheim, gaaaaayyyyyy, theater, things I like

If you're already saying "I'm Still What?" then don't bother with this post, please.

But if you know the immortal Sondheim tune from Follies as if it were your own name, then you will adore this reworking of it by one Fred Landau into "I'm Still Queer," a riotous romp in which a man (vocals by William Parry) sings about how he doesn't like anything stereotypically gay, but "I'm still queer!"

In the lyric, the atypical homosexual actually thinks the Lauren Bacall musical Applause was too long! And that Chita
Rivera
is too sincere! And he missed Lincoln Center's King Lear! But he's queer...he's still queer....

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Troofire says:

Intermittently amusing gay spoof of "I'm Still Here"

Posted On: Friday, Oct. 16 2009 @ 2:40PM
b a t k i s s says:

Bravo!

Posted On: Friday, Oct. 16 2009 @ 4:03PM
wisebear says:

Brill.

Posted On: Friday, Oct. 16 2009 @ 4:31PM
ethyl nitrate says:

A really cute and clever find. Where do you find this shit?

Posted On: Friday, Oct. 16 2009 @ 5:43PM
TRees says:

APPLAUSE! + One long curtain call!

Posted On: Friday, Oct. 16 2009 @ 8:44PM
scruff712 says:

Interesting. Of course, the parody is filled with broadway references so why would anyone doubt he's queer even if he didn't like them. Mention Steel Pier? You're queer.

Posted On: Saturday, Oct. 17 2009 @ 6:47AM
Miss Understood says:

"Some folks prefer a gay cliche, I can't concur, that's not my way." Really? Follies?

Hard to believe since he wrote his parody to such an ultra queeny song. If he was really so butch he would have written to a Springsteen or Stones song.

Posted On: Saturday, Oct. 17 2009 @ 9:57AM
La Grand Puta says:

Tres amusant as they say. Even grumpy old bears should crack a little smile over this ditty.

Posted On: Saturday, Oct. 17 2009 @ 3:53PM
GrumpyOldBear says:

I smile at your little crack, la Puta Grande.
I'll pretend to get all of the references.
Well sung and funny.

Posted On: Monday, Oct. 19 2009 @ 1:56AM
Dan K says:

Miss Understood said:
"Some folks prefer a gay cliche, I can't concur, that's not my way." Really? Follies?

Hard to believe since he wrote his parody to such an ultra queeny song. If he was really so butch he would have written to a Springsteen or Stones song.

Er, irony?

Posted On: Tuesday, Oct. 20 2009 @ 12:44PM
Cheap Dental Insurance says:

This guy is Hilarius. What a singer :-)

Posted On: Thursday, Oct. 29 2009 @ 8:35AM

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