Thank you, Tom Cruise!

This is nice and cathartic, absolutely delightful. And now that you've cleansed your palette, go back to railing at the fucking closet cases.

Speaking of explosive diarrhea, did you know 90% of the time, it's food poisoning?

And all this time, I thought I was just special.

Sincerely,
Cookie Cutter

Thank you, Bradley Cooper, for stripping your beard, having an affair with your co-star on Alias (Victor!), and then becoming a tanned out man-slut on film not to mention being beards for spinster A-listers with movies coming out. Come out, BC, come out! I want more Wet Hot American Summer moments.

@Cookie Cutter

Too much information, BUT thanks for sharing CC.

Just when I thought I had read the last of your 'penile' discharges, now we have your musing on 'anal' eruptions.

Can't wait to read about your binge and 'purging' habits.

Sincerely,
ROT

You forgot Wanda Sykes.

You also forgot Scott Evans, Chris Evans' adorable younger (and openly gay) brother who plays gay cop Oliver Fish on One Life to Live.

You forgot John Barrowman, West End leading man, star of Torchwood, and an all-around entertainer appearing on many shows on the BBC over the last few years. He's also civil-partnered to his long-time love, Scott Gill, and has just published his second autobiographical book this month that discusses (among other things) his relationship with Scott. Can't get more open than that.

Isn't that Dowgie Houser? That's what my partner calls me when he wants me on all 4s.

Also k.d. lang and Jane Lynch.

At the rate this is going, it's the breeder celebs who'll be in the minority. Some of whom will retreat into a new kind of closet by claiming to be queer. Life can be beautiful innit?

Adam Lambert, Jesse Tyler Ferguson, Cynthia Nixon, Sarah Paulson, Martin Freeman, Lance Bass, Clay Aiken, Robert Gant, Luke MacFarlane, George Takai, and John Barrowman...

Also, Clementine Ford, Cybill Shepherd's daughter.

I thought Cynthia Nixon was bisexual.

...and how on earth could you forget Dame Judi Dench!

Malcolm Gets, Chad Allen, and Me'Shell Ndegeocello.

Alan Ball, Oscar winner and genius TV creator/writer.

What about HAHHHHHVEY?

How about a couple of real ambassadors, horror writer Clive Barker and Judas Priest's Rob Halford? Given the circles they travel in, it couldn't have been easy to come out.