I loved your remark aboout Anne Heche in "The Real Housewives of AC/DC."

Hilarious, babe. I'm glad to see Keith has gotten his fun groove back.

Levi has found just the right magazine. Playgirl. It's not too hard. Neither, one imagines, is his dick.

The best part about this post is waiting for 'postaldude's' sanctimonious dribble... 10... 9... 8

I wonder if 'Playgirl' will ask Kathy Griffin to be the 'fluffer nutter' prior to the photo shoot.

LOVE THAT LEVI!

He's the postmodern Mandy Rice-Davies.

Levi must have something to show off, otherwise he would have turned it down. (I mean, would x-amount of money make up for years or a lifetime of ridicule if he didn't "measure up?")

I for one will be checking those pics out.

I think he said he'll be wearing underwear, so put away the rulers...

Oh come on. Underwear or not, I'll be looking. What more could you ask for? He's good looking, young and dumb. To quote Joan Blondell in Golddiggers of 1932, "Use well before shaking."

Talk about underwear and David Ehrenstein who I saw recently on TVO's (TVOntario) rerun of classic Hollywood interviews to promote their long running 'Saturday Night at the Movies'.

It wasn't what Mr. Ehrenstein had to say that I remember mostly but John Forsythe's telling of a classic Tallulah Bankhead / Hitchcock story.

Even though she was convent-raised until she was 15, Bankhead was unapologetically bisexual, who became notorious as a sexual libertine and was famous for being stark naked in all sorts of public places, especially parties, and for never wearing panties.

This was certainly known to the men on the crew of Hitchcock's "Lifeboat", 1944, (one of her few screen triumphs), who took turns helping her climb the ladder to the boat on the set.

Forsythe's story:
When Hitchcock was asked whether he had seen the 'dailies' and after he did is known to have remarked in his usual dry manner: "Oh! dear... I can't decide if it's a problem for wardrobe... makeup... or hairdressing."

From Levi Johnston to Tallulah Bankhead stories is quite a leap.

You guys just don't understand Levi Johnston's talent.

http://ow.ly/tEdv

Hate to brag, but I was just called a "repugnant flaming faggot" by a Republican site that watched this.

Woo hoo!

Good job, Michael.
You are always great in the #1 story on Countdown.

That's almost as good a name for a band as:
the Revolting Cocks! (on tour now)

Were those Repugnacons "sticking up" for Levi?
I'm sure some of the "Playgirls" will be.

This is the site Musto was referring to:

http://aclearandpresentdanger.com/

Wow! That was the best yet. The timing, the rat-a-tat lines, one after another. KO was giggling like a ticklish schoolgirl through the whole thing. He plugged your book full screen and then you let the zingers rip. I hope they're paying you well, girlfriend. You definitely earned it last night. Bravo!

I nearly lost it when you said, ".. while he was drilling a glory hole".

Dream Real Housewives of DC:
Michele Bachmann- She may just actually sign off on this given her past judgments.

Jan Schakowsky- Like every politician kinda benevolent progressive but also benevolently corrupt. Plus she could also possibly do the AC/DC version of the show if what Sibel Edmonds says is the truth.

Jill Biden- Agree she has energy, niceness, needs exposure, and plus I would love to know her secrets about dealing with Joe.

Hillary- DUH!

Condi- She can be the Bethenney Frankel spinster of the group. Now I am just imagining her doing Roller Girl with a blonde weave.

Elizabeth Kucinich- Seriously I want to know what she could she in Dennis. Oh and her vegan lifestyle could have some entertainment value.

MoDo- She may think of herself as Bethenney Frankel but goodness she be engulfed in drama with her issues with Hillary and also newspapers dying.

I could see the Sanchez sisters, both Congresswoman doing it. It seems Bravo went that easy rout with NJ, then again that had possible mafia connections to it.

I think a very important issue is being overlooked here and that is not the size of his cock, but how much money will he make from his nudity? And in name alone, could he not get a jeans deal?

Obviously, the bigger picture is that he needs a better agent.

Sincerely,
Cookie Cutter

@CC

You're such a 'Cutup' CC, BUT your constant 'penile' discharges are becoming a bit tedious.

'Cookie cutter', when used as an adjective, is defined as a 'lack of originality or distinction'', a reference to the uniformity that results from the use of a cookie cutter.

Sincerely,
ROT

About Levi: "Cjay" is right: the boy must be packin somethin somethin or else he wouldn't have taken Playgirl up on the offer. Put me on the list of those who're gonna be opening up those pages, where do I pay? The young stud is a handsome hunk, and who better to continue to bring on the glare of bad press for the RepugnantCons than a hot politically connected jock showing it all? Sorta brings to mind the good ol' days of Jeff Guckert of Talon "News Service" who'd often get called on first at White House Press Conferences, live, by the lil' shrubster from hell hisself. And how many readers here 'got it' when Will Ferrell as shrub, in one of last year's final SNL spoofs of the McCain/Palin fiasco, referred to his handsome "personal assistant" as "JEFF"? Ahh, yeah, can't you just picture Jeff (famous for his endowment splayed in online nude ads for a hot muscular marine 'escort' for hire, concurrent with his exploits as a 'serious journalist' with Talon news? I'm not making this up, sleepwalking populace!) getting paid to drill, baby, drill into Karla Rove's nether regions? Or maybe into the dark princess herself, Dicky Chumley! Ohh, ya gotta love the closeted homophobic psychopathic killers of the Religious Right! They need some beefcake too, yah know, so long as nobody knows about it... Ahh, but I digress... rock on, Levi! Show us out of the closet Dems what you got, baby!

I hear ya', ROT, and I'm sure you're a doll but I think the bigger issue here is that you obviously have a small penis.

Sincerely,
Cookie Cutter

@CC

Sticks and stones may hurt my bone, but your words will never hurt me.
(HA! HA!)

Sincerely,
ROT

I hope he continues to rub his big smelly balls in the faces of those hypocritical Repugs who would have forced him into the sanctity of a big phony christian holier than thou wedding if by some miracle Palin had become VP.

@ Jock4Jocks- you're right, Karla Rove has got to be one evil bitch queen bottom. His ass sucks the men in and he spits their soul-less skeletons out. You know Karla's gonna be looking and drooling at those pictures!

Clean Underwear or Dirty?

You are funny as shit and it was like you had Asperger's just blurting these sugarplumbs out.

Will that spread be called Hicks with Dicks?

Moose semen soup for everyone!! Don't let the semenancers scare you away! What do you think keeps everyone up there at it through the long dark nights??

What a bunch of sick fu*&s! YOU too Musto.

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