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A New Site Will Out Gay Priests!

By Michael Musto, Thursday, Nov. 19 2009 @ 1:00PM
Comments (12)
Categories: Featured, Religion, gaaaaayyyyyy

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And there's a lot of them to out, honey!

Yes, churchouting.org sets out to expose the hypocrisy of Archdiocese of Washington priests who go along with the church's routine emotional assault on gays while living lives of quiet desperation that involve them having gay sex themselves. (Or even straight sex--the site wants to find ANY priest who's always on his knees for ANYTHING other than praying.)

And they say their mission is not to drag these guys out of the closet per se, but to get them to work with the site in battling the church's hierarchical antigay stance and to fight for gay marriage equality.

I sincerely doubt that the outed priests will suddenly say, "Hey! Let's work together and change the church from within," but what the hell, it's worth a try.

So click on the site and start listing the multitude of priests YOU'VE had sex with. As their motto says, "Silence=Sin."

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Comments (12)

diggler says:

I have quite a list. Some nuns too.

Posted On: Thursday, Nov. 19 2009 @ 2:06PM
claire de lube says:

Their mission sounds very sensational and not too constructive in the long run. Like you say, why would an outed priest join forces with them and fight the church? They'd rather stay closeted.

Posted On: Thursday, Nov. 19 2009 @ 2:07PM
Anonymous says:

Make a list? Just so long as you can back it up with proof.

Lovely how the Church is threatening to make the poor suffer - by denying them services - if Washington, D.C. approves gay marriage.

Jesus would be proud.

Posted On: Thursday, Nov. 19 2009 @ 3:25PM
franco says:

Homo sum
- I am a man

Apudne te vel me?
- Your place or mine?

Vade mecum
- Come with me

Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?
- Is that a scroll in your toga, or are you just happy to see me?

Totum dependeat!
- Let it all hang out!

Habeas corpus -
You must have the body

O! Plus! Perge! Aio! Hui! Hem!
- Oh! More! Go on! Yes! Ooh! Ummm!

Raptus regaliter
- Royally screwed

Post coitem
- After sexual intercourse

Nonne de novo eboraco venis?
- You're from New York, aren't you?

Vidistine nuper imagines moventes bonas?
- Seen any good movies lately?

Visne saltare? Viam Latam Fungosam scio
- Do you want to dance? I know the Funky Broadway

Veni, Vidi, volo in domum redire
- I came, I saw, I want to go home

Posted On: Thursday, Nov. 19 2009 @ 3:46PM
jimbo says:

franco, i think i'm in love.

Posted On: Thursday, Nov. 19 2009 @ 3:51PM
victoriag says:

Gay Priests are not the problem in this on going decay of the very foundations of the Roman Catholic Church. The sexually aggressive, sexually predatory Catholic Clergy are the one's who need to be ousted and punished. Bishops are aware of these men who prey on the innocent and vulnerable and yet continue to enable and protect them.
But if they truly wish to "OUT" the Gay Clergy, then begin at the Very Top....Start with the Sacred College of Cardinals; then the Bishops; then the lower level clergy (Priests, Brothers, Deacons & Nuns). That would be quite a house cleaning. But would there be anyone left?

Posted On: Thursday, Nov. 19 2009 @ 4:49PM
John Shuster says:

The Roman Catholic priesthood is a predominantly gay profession. Most of the straight priests have left the Vatican's world-wide gay culture, got on with their lives, married and are raising families.

Posted On: Thursday, Nov. 19 2009 @ 6:26PM
franco says:

@ jimbo

Salve lector benevole
- Hello kind reader

Ubi amor, ibi oculus
- Where love is, there is insight

Amor tussisque non celantur
- Love and a cough, are not concealed.
(Ovid)

Nec mortem effugere quisquam nec amorem potest
- No one is able to flee from death or love

Amantes sunt amentes
- Lovers are lunatics

Amor animi arbitrio sumitur, non ponitur
- We choose to love, we do not choose to cease loving.
(Syrus)

Ex animo, Habetis bona deum, Aeternum vale
- From the heart (sincerely), Have a nice day, Farewell forever

Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam
- I have a catapult. Give me all your money, or I will fling an enormous rock at your head

Posted On: Thursday, Nov. 19 2009 @ 6:32PM
CMG says:

I definitely know for a fact my Church had a gay priest and also a very hot straight one. Oh where to being with the nuns? The music composition, however, left a lot to be desired. I am just not religious anymore. Why? Because the whole doctrine is quite ridiculous and its positions on birth control and gay marriage. And sometimes I wonder if the Church is so big on charity they would spend less on the stained glass windows and more on helping the poor. I am not even going to fake Christmas anymore. This goy will likely be having Chinese food and going to movies.

The Vatican has a world-wide gay culture? I guessed I missed that when I went there at 17 (Family trip. I come from a Super Catholic family. My mother would have probably taken me coming out of the closest better than me telling her I was an atheist and she's also liberal, strangely.) Somebody should have informed Jim McGreevey before he left to be Episcopalian with his sugar daddy.

Posted On: Thursday, Nov. 19 2009 @ 7:06PM
KevinMcP says:

Father Steve Jeselnick, the priest who abused me, is still in active ministry. He lives openly with his lover of 20 years in Baltimore. A priest's sexual orientation or their inablity has nothing to do with the predatory nature of many priests. Although he is a long term relationship, I was recently contacted by a former seminarian who told me that Father Jeselnick recently aggressively pursued him in hopes of a sexual relationship.
The Catholic Church heirarchy will not change; hopefully by outing these hypocrites at least change can be affected from the outside and these con men will lose their power over their flocks. And everyon knows what happens to sheep.

Posted On: Thursday, Nov. 19 2009 @ 7:44PM
Hoover says:

I would think the quietly desperate priests would be those who abstaining from sex completely as required by church canon.

Posted On: Friday, Nov. 20 2009 @ 7:56AM
POLO says:

i love gays and Sexy Ass Porn Ass

Posted On: Saturday, Dec. 12 2009 @ 9:00AM

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