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A Sale of Four Titties

By Michael Musto, Wednesday, Nov. 11 2009 @ 10:00AM
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Categories: Carrie Prejean, Sex, scandal

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It was a big week for sex tapes, Carrie Prejean coming clean about her solo video done when she was a mere teen, for a boyfriend's delectation, and Jennifer Lopez managing to nab a temporary restraining order against her first husband's pesky attempts to market their honeymoon fooling-around epic, which is apparently way better than Maid in Manhattan.

What the gals will do for their menfolk! Sheesh!

But not surprisingly, I'm more with J. Lo than with Carrie on all this.

The husband, Ojani Noa, is a skank who signed a nondisclosure agreement ages ago and who has still gone out of his way to try and feed off his long-dead relationship with a superstar, just to stay in the spotlight and in the black. Leave J. Lo alone!

Carrie, however, strikes me as more perpetrator than victim. She's a preachy, bible thumping hypocrite who has to continually address more and more indiscretions that don't mesh well with her deeply religious grain.

The only shocker about the deposed beauty queen at this point would be if a tape turned up of her doing something actually in the bible.

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Comments (12)

nut says:

It may be better than Maid in Manhattan but is it better than Gigli?

Posted On: Wednesday, Nov. 11 2009 @ 10:42AM
chris cock says:

Carrie does plenty of stuff that's in the bible. Check out the Sodom & Gomorrah section.

Posted On: Wednesday, Nov. 11 2009 @ 10:42AM
wisebear says:

LOVE Maid in Manhattan.

Posted On: Wednesday, Nov. 11 2009 @ 10:47AM
movielover says:

JLo is adorable looking, but I never saw her in anything good and her music is generic and pretty terrible. Carrie is a dumb cunt and everything printed about her makes her look worse and worse! What a turd.

Posted On: Wednesday, Nov. 11 2009 @ 11:17AM
sinema enthusiast says:

Musto, relax, take a deep breadth and stop inSINuating Carrie's adolescent indiscretion is something out of a Ken Russell film.

'The Devils', 1971
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8Xgm1u_SF4

Posted On: Wednesday, Nov. 11 2009 @ 11:24AM
Obiblical Noah says:

what has Musto got against poor waiters who manage to woo and wed huge-ass divas who need a special limo for their butts? Ojani worked his way up to being a "Cuban chef" before J-Lo's dumping him hurt his culinary career -- what next? An appearance on Top Chef where he can try to screw Padma Lakshmi? She screwed Salman Rushdie so clearly she will screw anyone!

Posted On: Wednesday, Nov. 11 2009 @ 11:37AM
F. Packer says:


What Jennifer Lopez's ex-husband is doing certainly seems like actionable blackmail....however, I would LOVE to see her standing in front of a bathroom mirror wearing nothing but a bra and panties!

Posted On: Wednesday, Nov. 11 2009 @ 1:55PM
F. Packer says:


What Jennifer Lopez's ex-husband is doing certainly seems like actionable blackmail....however, I would LOVE to see her standing in front of a bathroom mirror wearing nothing but a bra and panties!

Posted On: Wednesday, Nov. 11 2009 @ 1:55PM
globule says:

Carrie made a fool of herself on Larry King tonight. She kept telling him "You're being inappropriate" when he asked about the deal she made, and then when he had a caller ask her a question, she said "My publicist told you I wouldn't take calls."

She walked off, but didn't leave. Weird primadonna shit.

Posted On: Thursday, Nov. 12 2009 @ 1:00AM
nostradavid says:

Michael Musto : the Charles Dickens of the Village Voice!

"Tits was the best of rhymes, it was the worst of lines."

Posted On: Thursday, Nov. 12 2009 @ 2:23AM
Edwina says:

No bashing Richardson, Sedaris or Fiennes for a movie about working-class women of color? How coherent to throw stones only at Puerto Ricans and leave Woo and the rest of the cast bruiseless.

And on the most glaring omission, a national press' cheer of blackmail and extortion for a meal-ticket for bums that want to live-off the backs of working women.

Posted On: Friday, Nov. 13 2009 @ 12:56PM
mena says:

This is just the rule of white-supremacist media for established minority artists to get any press.

High risk and negative.

Posted On: Friday, Nov. 13 2009 @ 6:22PM

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