"Is Tiger Woods finally interesting?" No.

The interesting thing is the "other woman," Rachel. A 9/11 widow who works the door at clubs and looks like a surgery victim. She's been linked with everyone from David Boreanaz to Tiger Woods. Visited Woods in Australia, where she just happened to be in the same hotel. Denies everything.

My favorite part of this is that he supposedly told someone that his wife, "went ghetto oh me."

But what I don't get is how somebody who has a car accident and is found with an altered mental status gets out of taking some sort alcohol or sobriety test.

Wife went ghetto on him lol.
Well when you have a white turd with hair shacking up with a monkey seems like a perfectly appropriate term to use.

He is still so boring!!! But a little bit less so than a week ago.

Wanda Sykes had this story nailed by 11PM Saturday night.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttZSjajdRd8

So maybe Wifey "went ghetto" on him with that club and Tiger is licking his wounds, waiting for them to heal? If the copz copped a look at his mug, they might have further questions.

Isn't Tiger supposed to play in a tournament soon?

Tiger just backed out of the tournament,

In an interview, Rachel Uchitel (the alleged other woman) said the loves of her life are Ozzy Osbourne and Rudy Giuliani.

Relax--those are the names of her pet dogs!

I dig a wife who does not accept being a stepford wife and goes apeshit on his car. You can tell she's not a golddigger. Golddiggers accept those things, not my Elin, she was truly upset and hurt who took it out on him and his car.

She's the interesting one.

golfers? golfing? interesting? never.

tiger has earned over one billion dollars yes billion not million which means he is even richer than Millionairess Miss Musto and almost as rich as Oprah -- maybe he can buy some non-Swedish kooze for all that loot and stock up with blonds who will not beat his ass for him --

tiger is the new rihanna!

Don't be ridiculous. His wife was trying to RESCUE Tiger from that smoking car. Good God, it was about to go up in flames! Thinking rationally, and because they're so close at hand, she grabs a golf club. First she smashes out the left rear window, then the right. And that knife in her hand? Well, that was just to cut the seatbelt to get him out, yeah, that's it.

I betcha Tiger saw something in his wife's eye at 2:30 that morning which propelled him into his SUV real fast, half-dressed and frantic.

Some people you just don't wanna fuck around on. She must be one of 'em.

Tiger Woods Fart Caused Car Crash

http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i64233
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The city is a jungle, you better take care
Never walk alone after midnight
If you don't believe it you better beware
Of me

I am behind you, I always find you, I am the tiger
People who fear me never go near me, I am the tiger

Excerpt from 'TIGER' by ABBA

If any one of us refused to talk to the cops after an accident, we'd be tossed in the clink.

Stupid Florida laws. It just gives the cops more reason to leak stuff to TMZ.

He is not being the least bit open and now there is another other woman with supposedly 300+ texts between them. More likely Eli went crazy over that than a tabloid story.

Are we talking mad affair, mad wife or crazy mistress? 300 plus texts aren't flirting, they're craziness. Who was over the top with whom and did they ever actually do a deed or was it a case of one wanting more than the other?
Is there such a thing as one semi-decent celebrity any more?

dear danny (above) - STFU racist!

Why did Tiger get married in the first place? Or at least wait until he was in his 40s? Did he do it to please ma and give her some grandkids?

Stupid!

Wonder what Henry Louis Gates, Jr. thinks of Tiger giving police the slip? And Gates was inside his own home, not outside next to a crashed vehicle.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0723092gates1.html

the CGI version of Tiger is interesting (@ 0:56):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNhwae2t-kE

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