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Order An Artifical Hymen!

By Michael Musto, Tuesday, Nov. 3 2009 @ 9:00AM
Comments (8)
Categories: Featured, Sex

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Want to go back to being a virgin? Don't we all!

It's especially the case with women who constantly claim to be virgins, but get in trouble when no blood happens to spurt out as they're routinely penetrated. When their hymen isn't busted, they're busted.

Well, there's new artificial hope! A Chinese company is selling a fake membrane which you can stick up there to retain your morality while getting laid night after virginal night!

And in this article, a MAN actually orders one. What a pussy!

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amstel says:

If Chaz Bono wants to transition back to a woman, he can order this!!

Posted On: Tuesday, Nov. 3 2009 @ 9:23AM
whimsy says:

I want me some PHYLLIS Hyman. She was my favorite jazz singer.

Posted On: Tuesday, Nov. 3 2009 @ 9:24AM
musto's blood lust says:

speaking of jazz, there is the hermaphroditically named pianist Dick Hyman -- maybe he should be sent this -- with a name like that, he can go fuck himself --

Posted On: Tuesday, Nov. 3 2009 @ 9:35AM
Anonymous says:

Gross.

Posted On: Tuesday, Nov. 3 2009 @ 9:50AM
Beulah Furburger says:

Order one to go with that fake cooze in the "cunt" posting & get the whole experience!

Posted On: Tuesday, Nov. 3 2009 @ 10:13AM
PROs & CONs says:

So this unknown 'red liquid' or 'Chinese Hymen' may preserve the woman and her family's honour BUT is 'lead poisoning' worth the price?

And what about the difficulty afterwards in getting rid of the stain from the Egyptian 1200 Thread Count Solid Sheets?

Posted On: Tuesday, Nov. 3 2009 @ 11:10AM
geo says:

How about taste??

Posted On: Tuesday, Nov. 3 2009 @ 12:17PM
Whorey Mary says:

Don't forget the Oscar worthy acting that needs to go with the bust, er, burst. But how will she explain the Grand Canyon state of her pussy?

Posted On: Tuesday, Nov. 3 2009 @ 3:50PM

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