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Palm Beach Sugar Daddy Ken

By Michael Musto, Monday, Nov. 2 2009 @ 2:10PM
Comments (14)
Categories: Featured

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You have to believe me on this one.

The official description:

"Cool sophistication in breezy Palm Beach! Sporting a dashing jacquard-patterned jacket with a light pink polo shirt and crisp white pants, Ken doll is ready for Palm Beach social season, sunning by the pool and a stroll with his little companion.

"Fashion designed exclusively for the Silkstone Barbie doll body. Includes Ken doll, jacket, pink polo shirt, white shoes, dog with leash, swim trunks and accessories, doll stand and certificate of authenticity. For the adult collector. Order yours today!

"On sale April 2010. Only $81.99!"

OK, folks. Anyone think Mattel has lost its mind and, from the looks of it, this should obviously be a Palm SPRINGS Sugar Daddy Ken?

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Comments (14)

gayboi says:

Can this shit GET any gayer??? Mattel is so closeted they should come out already!!

Posted On: Monday, Nov. 2 2009 @ 2:21PM
Hitler says:

I actually think he's hot. I sprouted wood--or should I say plastic.

Posted On: Monday, Nov. 2 2009 @ 2:22PM
Musto says:

Thanks to Beauregard Houston-Montgomery for sending me the link.

By the way, I'm wondering if the "April 2010" sale date might actually mean April 1st.

Posted On: Monday, Nov. 2 2009 @ 2:33PM
Barbie says:

@ gayboi

Can this shit GET any gayer???

WAY!!!

http://www.manbehindthedoll.com/mbtd_earring.htm

Posted On: Monday, Nov. 2 2009 @ 4:35PM
nostradavid says:

the date and the price are both hoax clues

Posted On: Monday, Nov. 2 2009 @ 8:57PM
raunchy top says:

It's not a hoax. That's the scary part. You can google it. It's for reals.

Posted On: Monday, Nov. 2 2009 @ 9:45PM
Anonymous says:

Old news. Wait, Wait on NPR did a riff on it already this weekend.

Posted On: Monday, Nov. 2 2009 @ 9:48PM
SnappySammySmoot says:

the Post says his little dog is named Sugar
- so he's a respectable gentleman.

Posted On: Monday, Nov. 2 2009 @ 10:53PM
CMG says:

My God they have outdone themselves this time!

Posted On: Tuesday, Nov. 3 2009 @ 12:27AM
loins says:

And of course EVERYONE listens to Wait, Wait on NPR.

Shut up, asshole. Go back to your bowl of potpourri like a good little windup liberal.

Posted On: Tuesday, Nov. 3 2009 @ 12:45AM
Anonymous says:

Gross.

Posted On: Tuesday, Nov. 3 2009 @ 9:56AM
mike says:

Well, people should be happy. Mattel has cancelled this doll.

Posted On: Tuesday, Nov. 3 2009 @ 5:43PM
Allan says:

I am gagging that you did not include, within the image, the accessories that are included in the gay Ken box. I've was diligent and captured an image of the entire gay Ken packaging on my blog: http://extroverted-wallflower.blogspot.com/2009/10/werk-it-ken.html

You need to show bitches what they are paying for!

Posted On: Friday, Nov. 6 2009 @ 12:15AM
Vacation says:

Sound great.
I am planning on taking a trip this december, but im not sure where yet.
Anny suggestions?

[url=http://www.vacationallinclusiveresorts.com]Vacation All Inclusive Resorts[/url]

Posted On: Thursday, Nov. 12 2009 @ 6:32AM

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