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Jesus Luz

See Madonna's Boy Toy In Person!

By Michael Musto, Friday, Nov. 20 2009 @ 1:00PM
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Categories: Featured, Madonna, nightlife

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Jesus Luz, the comely young Brazilian whom Madonna has taken under her wondrous wing, is going places. To the Maritime Hotel's Hiro ballroom, to be precise.

Jesus will be doing a Celebrity DJ gig there this Saturday night and you're all free to pay your way in and gawk at him. Hey, maybe Madge will be there too, buzzing into his ear, "Play 'Borderline'!"

Whatever the case, it seems as if Madonna has been promoting the guy with a wonderful noblesse that suits her happier, nicer phase. He's even got some modeling work going on thanks to his connection with the superstar (and his sizzling looks, of course--that always helps). But one wonders: If the guy really makes it big, will Madonna still love him? Or will she roll her eyes and go, "Oh, Jesus!"

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Whorey Mary says:

I am so tired of her! Is she wearing those freakin' gloves for giving the guy a softer handjob? Because, we all learned from her loser ex that her body and her pussy is more dried up than a beef jerky out in the sun. Damn! That would be some dried up coochie!

Posted On: Friday, Nov. 20 2009 @ 1:32PM
arlecchino says:

will Jesus do a tag team "guest DJ" with Lindsay Lohan? Madonna, like all old senile multimillionaires, is going back to her youth, when she fucked a Jesus Luz twin named Tony Ward -- remember him? Another hustler but a talented one who memorably had amputee sex in the film "Hustler White" -- those were the days -- ever since Madge disappeared up Rosie O'Donnell's vagina things have never been the same --

Posted On: Friday, Nov. 20 2009 @ 1:40PM
sinema enthusiast says:

Madonna should check out this film:

'The Roman Spring of Mrs. Stone' based on the novel by Tennessee Williams.

http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDReviews21/a%20The%20Roman%20Spring%20of%20Mrs.%20Stone%20Vivien%20Leigh%20Warren%20Beatty/a%20The%20Roman%20Spring%20of%20Mrs.%20Stone%20Vivien%20Leigh%20Warren%20Beatty%20PDVD_011.jpg

Posted On: Friday, Nov. 20 2009 @ 3:42PM
Gay Movie Fan says:


I'm not much on Madonna, but as for Jesus - I'd do him!

Posted On: Friday, Nov. 20 2009 @ 3:57PM
slim Jim says:


She 's so tired ! I not so sure her new face works either .

Posted On: Friday, Nov. 20 2009 @ 4:40PM
Dr.KnowItAll says:

Goodness - lots of ninnies terrified of powerful and/or sexual women. It makes them angry. Might I suggest therapy, dears?

Posted On: Friday, Nov. 20 2009 @ 5:11PM
Karen says:


Dear Dr Know It All...

I don't think that it at all .. [No Pun intended ]

Maybe people are a bit bored with her act.

Posted On: Friday, Nov. 20 2009 @ 6:30PM
Hibou says:

why so much nastinesse toward Queen of the pop ? Madonna still looks much better than any twenty year olds bimbo & dim witted in today's show biz .

Posted On: Friday, Nov. 20 2009 @ 7:14PM
Anitamorehead says:

The whole "I'm so shocking thing" of Maddona is overrated. We Mustn't forget that Lady M ripped off Black and Gay culture and made a mint, while Blacks and Gays haven't had the chance to benefit from their own culture. I wonder how many Madonna fans like Sarah Silverman or Lisa Lampanelli?

Posted On: Friday, Nov. 20 2009 @ 7:22PM
Anonymous says:

"If the guy really makes it big, will Madonna still love him? Or will she roll her eyes and go, "Oh, Jesus!""

Honey, if he makes it big, and hard, Madonna's definitely gonna roll her eyes and go "Oh Jesus!"

Posted On: Friday, Nov. 20 2009 @ 9:28PM
Anonymous says:

Mr. Luz is not a very good model.He was a C-list model from Brazil before her. He has a nice body but his face is not photogenic. Maybe the writer should do some research, Luz's campaigns have been sub-par at best. It doesn't help that he's cock-eyed, bug-eyed, with a crazy right eye. He has zero expression because of his eyes, and his profile is awful. Maybe that's why he wears the shades a lot. Oh, his music that he produces sucks; rudimentary and boring.... I'm a longtime Madonna fan and I wonder if this is the best she can do at this point?

Posted On: Friday, Nov. 20 2009 @ 9:33PM
Jonster says:

Madonna always said she wanted a career like Marlena Dietrich's. I can totally see her doing that.

Posted On: Saturday, Nov. 21 2009 @ 1:16AM
ckh says:

There are plenty of men at my gym who are far sexier than Madonna's current lunch meat. Wonder how many times he has to wash his penis after fucking her to get the old cougar stench off it.

Posted On: Saturday, Nov. 21 2009 @ 1:23PM
EJGOTT says:

Who Cares her brother ( Christopher Ciccone ) Said in Good Morning America that she has a Thing " For Latin Guys " Thank you Madonna! Don't cry for me Argentina, Veras/You'll see, La Isla Bonita, Lo Que siente La Mujer/ What it feels like for a girl, Spanish lesson, Spanish Eyes. Madonna outside of the United States is seen by the world as the "Ultimate Ambassador of American female Pop Music " For Jesus to be doing her it's like a dream. I mean he's not leaving her! But she could leave him! I love the double standards and sexist comments will it be o.k. if it was a much younger woman with an older man? What shoks people is tha Madonna doest it her way. She is as bad as her brothers! She treats men. Like Men treat woman. Some Woman wish they were her! Thats all. She Plays people like a violin. With a little Psychology and gender role bending thats all folks.

Posted On: Saturday, Nov. 21 2009 @ 3:04PM

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