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Thank You, LDM Readers!

By Michael Musto, Monday, Nov. 23 2009 @ 10:00AM
Comments (23)
Categories: Musto on Musto, Vacation

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You've entertained me so heartily with your wit, your homilies, and your down-to-the-gut class, and as a treat, I'm giving you a week off!

Yes, I'm taking a vacation week, kids, so I can build up to the turkey club sandwich I'm planning for Thursday, and then I can have all day Friday to expel it from my cavities.

And I'll accomplish all that in between looking for three dollar Christmas gifts for my dearest pets and loved ones!

But don't fret. There WILL be a column on Wednesday and I'll be reminding you of that, as sure as my middle name is "Shakira."

Ciao!

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Comments (23)

lamenta says:

You evil sadistic little bitch!

Posted On: Monday, Nov. 23 2009 @ 10:26AM
Anonymous says:

Turkey club sandwich? With cranberry sauce I hope.

Posted On: Monday, Nov. 23 2009 @ 10:29AM
movielover says:

Michael, it's great that you will have a moment off! I have a question that is relevant to so much: WHY do so many people wear those hideous tennis shoes - the ones made of canvas with those big rubber cap toes - that look so ugly and flat and stink after being worn a time or two?

Posted On: Monday, Nov. 23 2009 @ 11:23AM
latenitebump says:

get stuffed, girl!

Posted On: Monday, Nov. 23 2009 @ 11:39AM
Alan says:


Wow!!! $3.00 Christmas gifts.... not only are you cheap
but it appears selfish. [ last weeks blog about how you hate it when your friends succeed] Wish we could be friends..

Not.

Your weekly VV columns has become boring and stale as well. Sorry to say as well.

Posted On: Monday, Nov. 23 2009 @ 11:41AM
bert says:

Alan=retard. As if the $3 gift remark was serious.

And the "not" joke. That's really fresh stuff.

And "columns has become boring." Illiterate.

Have a great week off!

Posted On: Monday, Nov. 23 2009 @ 12:21PM
Alan says:

Hi Bert,

Wow , did not think that someone would take notice, what I mean to say was column and blog had become boring.

Oh and about the $3.oo gift... i know MM and that was not a joke!!!

Posted On: Monday, Nov. 23 2009 @ 12:36PM
Billy says:

Alan, vindictive much? Funny how the internet doesn't MAKE you read columns and blogs, it only offers them up if you WANT to read them. But then, some people love to hear themselves bitch.

Posted On: Monday, Nov. 23 2009 @ 1:54PM
Anne Thrax says:

Have lots of breast, darling.

Posted On: Monday, Nov. 23 2009 @ 2:55PM
alan says:


well Billy it would appear so.

Posted On: Monday, Nov. 23 2009 @ 5:07PM
gabeh says:

Thanks for the laffs and have a great week.

Posted On: Monday, Nov. 23 2009 @ 5:32PM
K. says:

Thank YOU Mr. Musto! U rock! Enjoy you holidays!!!!

Posted On: Monday, Nov. 23 2009 @ 7:22PM
Ron Mwangaguhunga says:

"Yes, I'm taking a vacation week, kids, so I can build up to the turkey club sandwich I'm planning for Thursday, and then I can have all day Friday to expel it from my cavities."

Thanks for sharing! (and, of course, happy holidays, MM),

Ron

Posted On: Monday, Nov. 23 2009 @ 7:29PM
Vagino Dickson says:

Dang, I thought you were about to share some juicy bits of scandal forwarded by some LDM posters. But having no LDM at all's a scandal we'd rather not endure. Can you really enjoy your Thanksgiving break knowing your readers are undergoing cold turkey? Come back soon!!!

Posted On: Monday, Nov. 23 2009 @ 7:50PM
Jonster says:

"I don't remember eating corn." - Carol Channing (inside a stall)

Posted On: Monday, Nov. 23 2009 @ 7:50PM
greenjelly sunmy green says:

1. every body care about the health between lover , yea , it is very important , recent danys i find a new websit , sing is believing , have a look http://gobrandmall.com/

Posted On: Monday, Nov. 23 2009 @ 7:53PM
greenjelly sunmy green says:

1. every body care about the health between lover , yea , it is very important , recent danys i find a new websit , sing is believing , have a look (gobrandmall.c/o/m)

Posted On: Monday, Nov. 23 2009 @ 7:54PM
La Grand Puta says:

Enjoy but be vigilant too honey. Last time you took a break Michael Jackson died.....

Posted On: Tuesday, Nov. 24 2009 @ 12:03AM
Savannah Montgomery says:

Thank you MM...mama needs a break

Posted On: Tuesday, Nov. 24 2009 @ 9:33AM
E says:

Here's hoping we all have a great times with true friends. Cheers!
hmmm ... wonder what type of dressing The Magnificent Musto likes best.

Posted On: Tuesday, Nov. 24 2009 @ 10:34AM
nostradavid says:

TOFURKEY to you too!

LDM = Latter-Day Mustofans - a new personality cult?

Posted On: Tuesday, Nov. 24 2009 @ 3:01PM
woofydude says:

Mega hairy muscle Happy Thanksgiving Turkey Day hugs to you and all of the Musto Men.

Enjoy your days off.

Giving thanks for your wit and honesty.

Posted On: Wednesday, Nov. 25 2009 @ 8:03AM
Christopher Arbertha says:

Many people like to know when they comment that someone is listening. The way to let them know that there is someone behind the computer screen who cares what they say is to respond when they say something.

Posted On: Thursday, Mar. 18 2010 @ 9:24PM

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