PS: I know I said those were my final thoughts about Lambert's genital adventures, but here's some more:

In the column, I chided Lambert for his gay wishy-washiness, but since that was written, his racy appearance on the AMAs has blown up and he's become a defiant gay activist in defending himself. So I'm loving him today!

Dorothy Parker?

No, I've always thought you were more Dorothy Gale.

did you take the A?

while you enjoy your paid vacation, La Daily, think of those Rockettes fired and otherwise mistreated by the evil empire of Radio City -- they are vicious strike-breaking swine and treat their employees even worse than the Village Voice does -- small wonder you think of these assholes as something to plug instead of the pig shit they are -- BOYCOTT the shit Radio City until they start to treat employees decently !!!! You are far too old, ugly, and warty, La Daily, to try to be Marie Antoinette!

I am pleased you reconciled with Glamberace, Musto. Oh and Issabelle sounds fun. It takes courage to openly say you were in Heaven's Gate.

The Rockettes definitely are treated like trash which is such a shame. The Dolans are evil and ugly inside and out.

Oh and is Morgan Spurlock a musician? Why is my Andrew WK replacing the Super Size Me dude?

Mousteau, did you ask 'La Huppert' wether she's a voyeur in civilian life and while in NY, did she, just as her character, the old pervert Professor Kahut in 'The Piano Teacher' get off smelling semen stained discarded tissues in pornographic video booths???

Quelle Horreur!!!

The Tiger Woods domestic dispute is getting really, really interesting. Who knew? I mean the guy is incredibly boring, plays in a boring 'sport', and seemingly had a grounded life.

tiger woods is a greedy scumball -- will not go to play golf his mother's country thailand because they cannot afford his price -- he has as much money as oprah and is stupid as dirt -- his first big interview was a bunch of lesbian jokes years ago and he has not smartened up since then -- what a gross pig -- makes every other pro golfer seem like a genius by comparison -- makes even Michael Musto look smart --

Who does Isabelle Humppert think she is? The fucking Queen of England? Aaahhh, but you forget monsieur, the French take their see-nay-mah very seriously and do not enjoy those who take it lightly. You are to be endured, like an odor, until she can laugh about you later with her pretentious friends in a chic bistro...that faux-journalist with La Voix de Village, silly man, and what odd questions.

It's what I love about French artists. They're so secure in the ignorance of what they lack, they don't even realize they lack anything.