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Gay Lap Dancing Is Bigger Than Ever!

By Michael Musto, Friday, Dec. 4 2009 @ 3:30PM
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Categories: gaaaaayyyyyy, lap dancing

This breathless missive came in from a friend and reader--yes, some people are both--the second he got home from some debauching at the long-running bar Splash the other night.

"Another sign of the times," he wrote.

"Ocean Wednesdays at Splash tonight featured very aggressive lap dancing downstairs, reminiscent of the Haymarket on 47th Street.

"Anybody over the age of 30 who was sitting on a stool or sofa downstairs got repeated and incessant visits from young 'entrepreneurs'. One young 'artist' pulled his underpants completely down in order to display his tools to his patron. In the absence of the WPA, I guess this is the next best thing, but it was something of a surprise."

Yowsa! Depending on which side of 30 you're on, you know what to do.

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Whorey Mary says:

Thanks to THIS frantic reporting, I am pretty sure it will be the end of that. Here comes NYC Health Dept...Remember the Chelsea porno stores? Yeah, my thoughts exactly!

Posted On: Friday, Dec. 4 2009 @ 5:18PM
nostradavid says:

If Juliette Lewis had jumped up on the table,
and slipped between Salma and her snake,
Quentin's head would have exploded.
Great video clip.

Does this mean Splash is like the Titty Twister?

Posted On: Friday, Dec. 4 2009 @ 5:50PM
Anonymous says:

You're not allowed to show peen in a public club! Don't these hustlers get the memo?

Posted On: Friday, Dec. 4 2009 @ 6:27PM
horndog says:

I will be there next Wednesday!! Thank you!!

Posted On: Friday, Dec. 4 2009 @ 6:49PM
ckh says:

No Worries, the fun will ended by "No Fun" Bloomberg and all the fucking Christians who have taken over Manhattan. And by "fucking" Christians, I don't mean to imply penis in hole type fucking.

All the fun is gone in NYC. Now its just rich people and their kids living the "Sex in the City" lifestyle they so desperately want.

Posted On: Friday, Dec. 4 2009 @ 7:01PM
K. says:

I'm sayin'! Next wednesday it is!!!!

Posted On: Friday, Dec. 4 2009 @ 7:36PM
Hibou says:

Ah yeah , my screen & myself are on fire by watching sizzling Salma Hayek mesmerazing lap dance.

Posted On: Saturday, Dec. 5 2009 @ 6:36PM
Domi Dollz says:

Very interesting! I wonder if there's such a thing as gay lap dancing or pole dancing classes??? ;)

My company features "Dominatrix For A Day" workshops and we love catering to both gay and straight audiences. So after that seductive lap dance is finished, you can learn how to kick some ass in the bedroom (literally).

www.DomiDollz.com

Posted On: Monday, Dec. 7 2009 @ 12:05AM
lap dancers unite says:

Yes, all lap dancers should form a union and leave the city run by a female to male billionaire transsexual with no gonads at all and move to Jersey where there will soon be gay marriage so necessarily there will also be gay cheaters and the morbidly obese asshole Chris Christie will soon be caught sucking dick at a highway gas station.

Posted On: Tuesday, Dec. 8 2009 @ 8:29AM
Maxim says:

Thank you for posting this blog. I was searching far too long to find this information.

Posted On: Friday, Feb. 19 2010 @ 12:35AM

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