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Was Charlie Sheen Really Just Trying To Defend Himself?

By Michael Musto, Monday, Dec. 28 2009 @ 1:00PM
Comments (7)
Categories: Brooke Mueller, Featured, crime, scandal

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That's what the illustrious TV star reportedly told the authorities when they responded to the Christmas call from his wife, Brooke Mueller, saying he was being abusive.

Brooke was the aggressor, swore Sheen, and apparently he was just doing the decent thing by swatting her off.

Maybe Chris Brown should have tried that defense?

But wait! It turns out Brooke was drunker than Charlie when this all happened! And also, Brooke recanted her story to one officer!

Is she suddenly truthin' or is she just afraid of another knife threat?

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daffyd says:

I think Chris Brown DID try that defense.

Posted On: Monday, Dec. 28 2009 @ 1:40PM
gansevoort gertie says:

These two make Charlie and Denise What's Her Name look like a perfectly functional pair.

What is with these Hollywood freak couples?

Posted On: Monday, Dec. 28 2009 @ 2:49PM
double standard anyone? says:

Tiger's wife cold cocks him across the face with an eight iron knocking out two teeth and gashing the side of his face open which required him to fly to Phoenix for emergency plastic surgery and yet she's scot-free not even being charged! Sheen's in the slammer and didn't do anything as heinous as Elin.

She's lucky she didn't kill Tiger!

Posted On: Monday, Dec. 28 2009 @ 5:58PM
Michael says:

Once again a woman creates the whole problem, then lies to both the law and the press to make cash from the story, and the media forms a line to dump the blame on the man.

Isn't equality wonderful??

Posted On: Monday, Dec. 28 2009 @ 6:51PM
Southern Dave says:

None of these celeb dregs want to tell anything near the truth, so the authorities and public make of their train wreck lives what they will.

Screw 'em. They deserve what they get.

Posted On: Monday, Dec. 28 2009 @ 7:48PM
SnappySammySmoot says:

He is SO screwed.
Threatening a wife with twin baby boys
means he's on a hook with a BIG barb.

http://www.nationalenquirer.com/sheen_arrest_911_call_released/celebrity/67892

Posted On: Monday, Dec. 28 2009 @ 9:16PM
frankiefrank says:

Who cares? Sterilize them both.

Posted On: Monday, Dec. 28 2009 @ 11:44PM

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