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Goldie Hawn

Goldie Hawn Turned Down a Flaccid Penis

By Michael Musto, Wednesday, Feb. 3 2010 @ 9:30AM
Comments (11)
Categories: Featured, books

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You may know Goldie Hawn merely as Kate Hudson's mother.

But I happen to know the lady as an Oscar winning movie star and a terrific comic actress whose memoir A Lotus Grows In The Mud I just managed to catch up with.

And one of the book's most memorable bits has pre-fame Goldie going to the apartment of Li'l Abner creator Al Capp for an audition filled with a little too much dogpatch.

When Capp asked her to lift her skirt and show her legs, Goldie got apprehensive.

Then Capp made her sit next to him on the couch, and the blonde cutie felt a tad vomity.

Remembers Goldie, "I see that my host has parted his silk robe to reveal a flaccid penis resting heavily against his wooden leg."

It was his li'l Abner, as it were.

And his leg was the only wood he was sporting.

Disgusted, she turned it down, to which Capp snarled, "You'll never get anywhere in this business, Goldie Hawn!"

He then threw a $20 bill at her, and THAT she went for.

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Comments (11)

sippi says:

He was right. She didn't make it!

Posted On: Wednesday, Feb. 3 2010 @ 9:54AM
der colonel says:

I read the book and Capp also said "You're going to marry a Jewish dentist."

When Goldie made it big, she sent Capp a telegram saying "I didn't marry a Jewish dentist!"

Posted On: Wednesday, Feb. 3 2010 @ 9:55AM
Barkley says:

I thought the book was too tame, not dishy enough and fake philosophical. The only other good part is the debacle with Jonathan Demme and "Swing Shift".

Posted On: Wednesday, Feb. 3 2010 @ 10:16AM
kurt russel says:

goldie's kid, kate, that she had with a couple hudson brothers, is a bland, no-talent, flat-chested, bum with huge, dumbo ears.

Posted On: Wednesday, Feb. 3 2010 @ 10:54AM
schmoo says:

Recall Al Capp's bizarre, reactionary, racist attack against John + Yoko during their bed-in for peace. John and Yoko fielded this WWII-era player's fossilized world view with class and compassion. (it's on youtube)
He was a brilliant artist, though - his style of drawing sexy cartoon characters, male and female, influenced everybody. Especially Tom of Finland.

Posted On: Wednesday, Feb. 3 2010 @ 1:11PM
F. Packer says:


Echoing what the above poster recalled, I will never forget what an insane vile pig Al Capp came across as in that scene. It was part of an excellent documentary about John Lennon...the best moment in the film is when John is recognized by a disbelieving fan in Central Park...

Posted On: Wednesday, Feb. 3 2010 @ 2:48PM
movielover says:

Have to agree with Kate assessment. She's very dull and ordinary compared to her mom, Goldie. Did Goldie on crank out 1 rug-rat? A 2nd one might be better - the 2nd child usually outshines the first BY FAR!!

Posted On: Wednesday, Feb. 3 2010 @ 3:52PM
nostradavid says:

Al Capp was a total Nazi politically & personally,
but his comic strip was great fun.
The closest thing to soft porn on the
comics pages of the 50s and 60s.

Posted On: Wednesday, Feb. 3 2010 @ 5:29PM
SnappySammySmoot says:

Flashing flacid at a young Goldie is limply lame. What a Shmoo!

Posted On: Wednesday, Feb. 3 2010 @ 6:02PM
titus says:

When Al pulled out his limp noodle, did Goldie shriek "Jubilation T. Cornpone"?

Posted On: Wednesday, Feb. 3 2010 @ 8:15PM
fotodude7 says:

In the '70's I worked and was an adjunct "teacher" at a small college here in N. Florida. Al Capp was still around, still drawing Lil Abner.
One of the new professors had just come from (I think it was)B*ll State. It seems a few years earlier he had been on the panel to select speakers to come to campus and Al Capp had been selected. The person that introduced him (A.C.) to students was the campus hottie who was also on the selection panel.
Seems Mr. Capp enlightened her moments before the intro with his own introduction to (as stated)the real Lil Abner.
My colleague said even though the exposed young miss had the reputation of "getting around on campus" it shook her up and resulted in her withdrawing from school.

Posted On: Thursday, Feb. 4 2010 @ 7:36AM

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