The above c-word dress blithely states, "Not my cunt on my dime mister."

(It's an outfit we can all relate to--one that's basically saying: "Want my stuff? Then you'll have to pay for it, honey.")

In black stick lettering against a white backdrop, it says, "You Look Nice Today." It's accompanied by a simple red heart looming right below the saying.

Next thing you know, Tori is being told by friends that H&M UK has used that same motif for pillowcases, guest towels, doormats, and all kinds of stuff.

Daniel Gettleman

I just happened to go to a lot of places the night I had it on.

So after sweeping into that perfume launch, where I had the red gingham gang bang, I dropped by the Museum of Sex's opening for their "Obscene Diary" show.

An upcoming exhibit at the Philadelphia Museum of Art called "Rembrandt and the Face of Jesus" will show the Dutch artist striving for a more historical perspective.

As a curator told us at a Lotos Club luncheon the other day, Rembrandt's representations of Jesus are "very human, accurately Jewish-looking, and full of power."

Discuss.

It's Skeletor Saves, a collective show improbably yet delightfully based on He-Man and the Masters of the Universe, with proceeds going to the Ali Forney Center for homeless LGBT youth.

The above dip-tych-- Sam Simon's "Twins: He-Man and Linda Evans"--is just one of the contemplative works on display, and even if there isn't a followup called Twins: Conan the Barbarian and Joan Collins, there's plenty more to get you off your ass and into the planet Eternia.

Who can't relate to this zesty photo spread of the triumphs and travails of NYC living, photographed by the golden Alexander D'Or and starring drag head-turner Paige Turner?

All in a day's work, Paige goes gaily shopping, offers sex for booze, chases after a mugger in an unspeakable hoodie, and reveals seductive body parts while hailing a cab.

And when she gets to her destination, I bet she'll offer more sex for more booze!

She's the new Holly Golightly, but as is delightfully common on the cross-dress scene, she goes heavily on the makeup and fashion.

As Dolly Parton once famously said, "It costa lotta money to look this cheap!"

The dress is by Sam Brooks. And D'Or's website, if you want more, is www.yeuxdor.com.

He was always an enterprising sort, editing a magazine and doing other creative stuff that elevated him from the frantic club proceedings that some others got overly sucked into.

And now he's co-owner (with Kent Hunter) of a really cool antiques store called Hunter Bee up in Millerton, New York.

And they serve something so bizarre you'd wear it as a hat before you'd ever consider consuming it?

I was just at a "Pop Art/Pop Up" dinner at the new Sanctuary Hotel, which is jazzily done up with all sorts of modern art references.

("That's art?" said a young person at the table, amazed. He was referring to Keith Haring smiley faces!)

Anyway, the first course was a "Jeff Koons Balloon Dog (Orange) 1994-2000," which consisted of carrot, Stilton, coconut, cardamom, and lemongrass.

That, plain and simple, is the theme behind this arousing photo spread by "La Daily Musto" friend Alex Geana.

Doesn't it make you just want to squat?