W.O.W. is the production company headed by Fenton Bailey and Randy Barbato who've done hot-button documentaries, reality shows, and other projects, tracking everything from Tammy Faye Bakker to Deep Throat--yes, those were two different things--in addition to currently producing RuPaul's Drag Race.

And get a load of me in the book!

Above, I'm a head in a bottle--a real specimen, I guess.

Everyone always complains that "The new generation has no idea how to read blah blah, and they've lost out on a treasured art form blah blah," but it turns out that's not so at all.

According to a new survey, the most likely book readers in America are high school students, college-age adults, and people in their 30s.

In other words, young people!

Well, now there's Bi-Curious George, an unauthorized book parody by Andrew Simonian (which sounds strangely like Andrew Simian), and that's all been rectum-fied.

In this version, George is straight but curious, getting all excited when spotting a man with a purple beret on.

The man gets hot too, suddenly craving some full-throttle monkey love.

It's outrageous and dark and shocking and filthy and I'm loving hearing about it!

As described in this report:

"One teenager cuts herself to relieve her misery, another commits suicide.

"Online pornography is described in gynecological detail.

I'm craving a big, heavy one, even if it's been pored over and fingered a bit.

I'll take one that's worn out, dog-eared, and rummaged through, as long as it's still usable.

I'm talking about Vagina: A New Biography, the current work by Naomi Wolf, author of 1991's The Beauty Myth.

This review says that Woolf not only delves into the "profound brain-vagina connection," she discusses whether the vagina should be the preferable seat of power.

You've heard of Motel Hell?

Well, this is the opposite.

Here's the description of Motel/Hotel:

"Photographer Kevin McDermott spent two days and nights with model/designer Todd Sanfield;

Just when you thought I couldn't possibly get any more cutting edge, my raucously stimulating collection, Fork on the Left, Knife in the Back -- which came out to huzzahs last fall, I swear -- has just gone viral on Amazon.

I found that out in Maer Roshan's book Courtney Comes Clean: The High Life and Dark Depths of Music's Most Controversial Icon, a breezily arresting read full of snappy dialogue between himself and the woman he found both "exhilarating and exhausting."

Among the dizzying highlights, Love talks about:

Snooki

Well, I guess she knew that "Ode on a Grecian Urn" was already written, so she stuck with what she knows.

This is from the Jersey Shore star's new book, Confessions of a Guidette:

It's right next to ...