That's all very lovely and heartwarming, but People really dropped the chance to honor someone even more gorgeous.

This is a classic.

A young boy who's obviously watched Beyonce's "Irreplaceable" video more than he's done his homework stretches and preens and vogues and romps through the number with the aplomb of a true diva.

Beyonce's got a bun in da oven.

If the woman was really pregnant as many times as people said, she'd have a reality show.

No fewer than three major divas are going ahead with large-scale movie musicals.

And interestingly, every one of them is a remake of a past movie musical.

Nostalgia is totally what it used to be!

Here's your chance to be a curator of all things silly yet profound. I'm giving you the wondrous opportunity to be a guest blogger and throw up (I mean put up) your favorite all-time YouTube clip for all of us to share and regurgitate to. It can be something gorgeous and life changing or overwhelmingly minute and infantilizing. Just make it special--something you personally cotton to--like the one I'm putting up: A clip of someone in a clown mask doing a tribute to Beyonce. Top that, bitches!

The top diva choices are:

Lady Gaga. Her three songs are fee-eerce. Will her future be so bright she still has to wear shades?

Rihanna. Bad taste in men, but great taste in producers. Please don't stop her music.

No one cares about Judy Garland anymore because Beyonce weirded up her memory with just 10-seconds' worth of "Over The Rainbow" at the Oscars. But one pair of the ruby slippers worn by Judy as she pranced to the Emerald City are gone, and attention must be paid! Thankfully, someone in Minnesota has taken notice with a thorough article examining the case of the strangely disappearing footwear. Maybe Beyonce herself stole them? Nah, she only steals Bob Fosse routines!

How gay were the Oscars? Well, Queen Latifah sat with her trainer girlfriend; Hugh Jackman sat on Frank Langella's lap; Beyonce sang "Over The Rainbow"; Milk writer Dustin Lance Black and star Sean Penn gave stirring speeches about how God loves the gays; and kisses from that film were included in the romance AND comedy montages!

Unfortunately, the ratings were probably so bad they can now blame queers for one more thing!

Downtown darling and musical artist/promoter/DJ Cazwell is on his way to superstardom with his song "I Seen Beyonce At Burger King," the video for which has drawn 650,000-plus hits on YouTube and counting. Take a cholesterol-filled bite and see if you believe that Beyonce was really shoving two cheeseburgers, onion rings, a chocolate shake, fries, chicken strips, and apple pie down her velvety throat and then asking Cazwell to cover for the dough to pay for it.