The Real Shock About Beyonce's "Star Spangled Banner"!

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No, it's not that she was lipsynching, singing along, or whatever she was doing.

Way back in 1991, when Whitney Houston did a tremendous job with the tune and it was later revealed to be a lipsynch, it was rather shocking.

But now, in reality show-drenched America, it's just a "Duh."

To me, the really shocking thing about Beyonce's version is that it was a bit of a ripoff (or let's say homage) to Whitney's.

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Beyoncé Is Named "Most Beautiful Woman," but Here's Who It Should Have Been

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People magazine has named Beyoncé the World's Most Beautiful Woman, and the singer replied that fresh after having given birth, she feels more beautiful than ever.

That's all very lovely and heartwarming, but People really dropped the chance to honor someone even more gorgeous.

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Boy Beyonce Is Fierce!

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This is a classic.

A young boy who's obviously watched Beyonce's "Irreplaceable" video more than he's done his homework stretches and preens and vogues and romps through the number with the aplomb of a true diva.

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Beyonce and Jay-Z's Daughter

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She's certainly going to be a sporting lass.


Beyonce Pregnancy Rumors Are Crazy Right Now

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The buzz is starting up again.

Beyonce's got a bun in da oven.

If the woman was really pregnant as many times as people said, she'd have a reality show.


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Beyonce, Streisand, and Willow Smith Bring Back The Movie Musical

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Last year, Burlesque was the only musical to hit the screen (unlike you count Camp Rock 2 and Scott Pilgrim), but somehow that was enough to make the genre catch fire again.

No fewer than three major divas are going ahead with large-scale movie musicals.

And interestingly, every one of them is a remake of a past movie musical.

Nostalgia is totally what it used to be!

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Post Your Favorite YouTube Clip!

Here's your chance to be a curator of all things silly yet profound. I'm giving you the wondrous opportunity to be a guest blogger and throw up (I mean put up) your favorite all-time YouTube clip for all of us to share and regurgitate to. It can be something gorgeous and life changing or overwhelmingly minute and infantilizing. Just make it special--something you personally cotton to--like the one I'm putting up: A clip of someone in a clown mask doing a tribute to Beyonce. Top that, bitches!

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Who's The Biggest Pop Diva of All?

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Which glorious singer with female private parts do you feel reigns over all the other pretenders (and no, this has nothing to do with "Now that Jacko's gone...")

The top diva choices are:

Lady Gaga. Her three songs are fee-eerce. Will her future be so bright she still has to wear shades?

Rihanna. Bad taste in men, but great taste in producers. Please don't stop her music.

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The Ruby Slippers Are Missing!

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No one cares about Judy Garland anymore because Beyonce weirded up her memory with just 10-seconds' worth of "Over The Rainbow" at the Oscars. But one pair of the ruby slippers worn by Judy as she pranced to the Emerald City are gone, and attention must be paid! Thankfully, someone in Minnesota has taken notice with a thorough article examining the case of the strangely disappearing footwear. Maybe Beyonce herself stole them? Nah, she only steals Bob Fosse routines!

Pedophile Nazi Wins Oscar! Pedophile Priest Loses To Corpse!

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How gay were the Oscars? Well, Queen Latifah sat with her trainer girlfriend; Hugh Jackman sat on Frank Langella's lap; Beyonce sang "Over The Rainbow"; Milk writer Dustin Lance Black and star Sean Penn gave stirring speeches about how God loves the gays; and kisses from that film were included in the romance AND comedy montages!

Unfortunately, the ratings were probably so bad they can now blame queers for one more thing!

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