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His hair might be color-blind, but he certainly isn't.

In fact, some of Trump's recent ratings-grabbing stunts reeked of bigotry as he went after our president over misguided issues of validity and intelligence.

And now he's got hell to pay.

Here's an angry mass email that just went out from Color of Change, who've planned a big protest for today, which will curl Trump's coif for sure:

"We're going to hand out flyers in front of the Trump International Hotel and Tower on Central Park West in Manhattan.

"The flyers carry a simple message: Don't reward Trump's racist attacks by supporting his hotels.

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Historian Douglas Brinkley said on CNN that NBC should take a dump on Trump -- I mean dump Donald Trump.

According to the linked write-up:

"Brinkley pinned the blame for the reemergence of birtherism on NBC Entertainment for giving real estate mogul Donald Trump a primetime platform.

"Brinkley called on NBC to immediately drop Trump's show, The Apprentice, from its lineup.

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​Don't laugh. It could happen. After all California raisin, I mean California Reagan made it to the White House once, as I recall.

And Trump tied for second place in a recent Wall Street Journal poll of Republican potentials, as Ms. Palin's jaw dropped to the lower tundra.

That alone is pretty horrifying, considering the ultra conservatism of Trump's birther campaign, not to mention his virulent anti gay marriage stance and generally bloviator-ness and bad hair.

So what do we do if the worst case scenario turns true and he's not fired?

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​Yes, as an actual human.

The mogul has proven that by providing his birth certificate, dispelling suspicions that he might have just evolved out of protoplasm under a table.

This all came up because Trump wants to run for President and is actively campaigning on various talk shows and comedy roasts.

And he's adamant that there's something fishy abut the way Obama hasn't shown his birth certificate, though lately he's been mercifully starting to show his balls.

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​Remember when comedy roasts consisted of hilarious old Jews making pesky fun of each other?

Well, now, it's all kinds of people doing the same, but they all seem, I don't know...gay.

They out celebrities, make fisting jokes, and refer to Ryan Seacrest's asshole.

On last night's Donald Trump roast on Comedy Central, Whitney Cummings was even announced as "the drag queen of mean"!

And it was all still pretty funny.

Among the highlights:

*Lisa Lampanelli saying, "Marlee Matlin, you read lips. What is my cameltoe saying?"

*Snoop Dogg quipping, "Lisa Lampanelli loves to eat. If you want to fuck her doggie-style, just put a bowl of food on the floor."

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Why is it always the ones who can't master straight marriage who feel gay marriage is such a terrible idea?

Are they afraid someone might actually show them how to do it right?

The latest example of this crazed hypocrisy is that one-haired developer/reality star Donald Trump.

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David Shankbone

It's a whole new game, kids, though it might sound a tiny bit reminiscent of our old "Fuck-Marry-Slap" pastime. This one has you determining which of two people you would get it on with--the two people being celebrities that I name at random. "Neither" is not a choice in this game, mind you. You must pick one of the two celebs I serve up and then you must go through with the sex act--in your mind, anyway.

And those celebs are:

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