"Eat Your Heart Out, Lindsay Lohan!"

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That's what timeless funny lady Joan Rivers just tweeted, along with the following photo:

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British Comedian Lambasts Joan Rivers

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Adam Hills has gone on the offensive against the fact that Joan Rivers's recent jokes went on the offensive, and you'll have to decide which of the two to be offended by.

Said Hills:

"If you make fat jokes about Adele, you're being a dick."

Ooh, fighting words there!

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Joan Rivers Says Glee Turns Her Stomach

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The show fills her with the opposite emotion, in fact.

Writes Joan in her new book:

"You know that cute Asian boy who plays a freshman?

"In real life he's a thirty-year-old man and he's upside down on a mortgage in Burbank.

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Joan Rivers' Outrageous Joke About Whitney Houston

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Of all the incendiary things in Joan Rivers' new book, I Hate Everyone...Starting With Me, probably the most scorching, outlandish, macabre, tasteless, sick, twisted, and funny one of all is the following wisecrack, in Joan's section about travel:


"I hate Houston. It's crawling with bugs.


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Joan Rivers Hates Tom Cruise A Lot!

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This is from Joan's hilarious new book, I Hate Everyone...Starting With Me:


"First of all, he's always got this shit-eating grin on his face, like he just got a note from his managers telling him that Mimi Rogers and Nicole Kidman are extending their confidentiality agreements.

"Second, in TV interviews, Tom laughs inappropriately and much too vociferously at non-humorous declarative statements, which is ironic because in real life he can't take a fucking joke at all.


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Joan Rivers At 32!

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This is a clip from the 1965 movie Once Upon a Coffee House, featuring a bit by an act called Jim, Jake, and Joan.

I have no idea who Jim and Jake were, but Joan was Joan Rivers (formerly Joan Molinsky), part of the trio that was put together by her then-manager, Fred Weintraub, to play Weintraub's Village club, the Bitter End.


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Melissa Rivers Objects To Mama Joan's Surgery

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As you know, the current column is a feisty Q&A between myself and WE stars Joan and Melissa Rivers, which I should have subtitled "Two Jews and a Pizza Place."

And I really know my stuff!

I knew, for example, that in one episode of Joan and Melissa: Joan Knows Best?, daughter dearest is seen yelping at ma for undergoing unnecessary risks by getting yet more "vanity surgery."

I asked her why she's suddenly upset about this.


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Dishy Talk With Joan and Melissa Rivers!

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For my newest column, my two favorite yentas -- Joan and Melissa Rivers -- engaged me in some scandalously good conversation.

Among the esteemed topics:

*Whether Joan is still smoking pot, as seen on their WE reality show


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Joan Rivers Furious Over Oscar Snub

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As sure as my name is Esperanza Spalding, Joan Rivers: A Piece of Work was one of the best documentaries of the year -- funny, revealing, pungent, and wise.

But not only was it not nominated for an Oscar, it wasn't even on their "short list" of 15 choices they narrowed down from!

And how does Joan feel about this travesty?

"Furious!" she tells The Daily, rightfully vexed.

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Joan Rivers: My Palin Jokes Cost Me A Fox News Booking

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My favorite comic, Joan Rivers, recently joked that Sarah Palin should go to another planet and get out of our faces, and that people are right to blame her for the Arizona shootings because "she's stupid and a threat."

Next thing you know, Fox News Channel's Fox and Friends show cancelled her booking!

Unlike Palin, Joan is a smart woman, and she made the connection. Fox was censoring her for making fun of Palin, even though Palin's whole line of bull these days is about free speech!

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