A masseur has sued John Travolta for sexual harassment, claiming all sorts of things that are best summed up in this eye-popping bit of Taiwanese animation (with subtitles, thankfully).

It's racy stuff, positively brimming with pulpy friction, but I actually feel Travolta will be thrilled.

They made him look really thin!

So how does the inspiring couple respond?

By posing for p.r. photos at Universal Orlando Resort's The Wizarding World of Harry Potter!

Grab a copy and you'll learn how:

*Bette Midler refused to be an Oscar presenter after not getting nominated for "her over-the-top performance" in Beaches

*Novice director Nancy Walker messed up the Village People movie Can't Stop The Music by telling Valerie Perrine to stop talking during filming. Perrine informed Walker that it was her scene and she was acting! The starlet got Walker axed.