But Katie Holmes didn't have a smooth flight on the spaceship, partly because she took time off and also dropped out of The Dark Knight due to scheduling conflicts, to name just two of several reasons she didn't explode.

According to a TV producer who just interviewed me about the TomKat split, there's a car with two imposing Scientology guards sitting in it, stationed right outside Katie's New York place on 25th Street.

They are supposedly looking for Katie to appear and are going to watch every move she makes, without missing a trick.

I hope she enjoys the attention!

After all, she hasn't had this kind of career scrutiny in quite a long time.

Katie Holmes is reportedly suing American Media for 50 million smackers because of their cover story, "Addiction Nightmare: Katie Drug Shocker!" which seems to be misleading and damaging (but don't sue me, American Media!)

But anyway, my main point is, don't sue me, Katie Holmes!

Here's all the proof you need that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are as romantically on fire as they were the day he proposed to her atop the Eiffel Tower.