Their unexpected duet is a good time romp filled with solid belting and kooky ad libs.

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Charo is the Spanish singer/guitarist who cuchi-cuchied (and shed) all over The Love Boat and who, after many decades living in this country, still speaks English with an accent thicker than a Meryl Streep character's.

It's part of her shtick, and she's muy delightful at it.

But on Frank DeCaro's Sirirus XM OutQ radio show yesterday, the shimmying Spaniard dared to get douchey-douchey with my gal Lady Gaga.

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When Liza Minnelli entered Madison Square Garden for the Lady Gaga concert last night, the little monsters went apeshit.

But that's not the shocking part.

You've had ample time to listen to the motto, digest it, and recite it to friends in the nightclub bathroom.

Does its wisdom resonate for you?

I like it.

It's certainly better than, "Don't be a fag, just be a hag."

And what a smell that's going to be, zinging up elitist parties with all kinds of jizzy, jazzy excitement.

No, not Beyonce. REAL transsexuals.

Top, that Britney.

She's just done so much--and worn so much--that her tweets seem to carry more weight than the mixed messages that sometimes stream out of Washington.

But in between stroking her meat dress, I take time to gleefully dissect all the other notables who strove for prominence this year:

And they're better at it than ever!