I'm glad the troubled pop tart has gotten a gig, especially since the price tag -- reportedly almost a million -- could probably help her pay off some debts and buy a couple of bottles of spring water while she's at it.
But I'm feeling that:
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Has she gotten calmer, skankier, more defiant, less lip-glossed, or all of the above?
Check out the sad progression and pray for her.
Clockwise, starting with top, left:
July 24, 2007; November 15, 2007; July 20, 2010; September 24, 2010.
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Benn Jaye
You can even shoot it in prison, since some of the scenes will be set there!
I want you to play 1950s starlet Barbara Payton, who unglamorously spiraled from fame to tawdriness, though at least she got a brilliantly frank memoir called I Am Not Ashamed out of it.
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Lindsay Lohan's defense arguments in the matter of her allegedly stealing a necklace from a gem dealer are pretty lame.
"It was a loan," her people swore. But then there would have been some signed agreement to that effect, wouldn't there? Or at least an oral agreement?
"She already has lots of expensive jewelry," they added. "Why would she steal more?"
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Watch out, David Arquette. Rehab turns celebrities into greeting cards!
As Page Six reports, Lindsay Lohan is leaving the Betty Ford clinic with a spiritual attitude, if not a bottle of gin.
And she's done this while looking up to a very holy icon known for being super skinny--no, not Kate Moss, but Mahatma freakin' Gandhi!
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That's one of the sincere holiday wishes expressed in the tres amusant Christmas card I just got from Caroline's Comedy Club.
Here are some of the other lovely yuletide hopes that are on the wryly joyful card:
"A proposed gay bar next to the proposed mosque.
"Brett Favre keeping his ball-handling on the field and off his cell phone.
"A military policy of 'Don't ask, don't judge.'
"Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton to 'Hoover' up all the bedbugs.
I haven't written about Lindsay Lohan's ins and outs of rehab and jail because I don't give a flying f-word anymore.
I'm so tragically uninterested in her plight these days (except to wear a "Why?" T-shirt in a fashion show) that I can barely summon the energy to write this post about how I don't care.
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Yes, Lindsay Lohan was free and on a runway -- on my T-shirt, anyway -- at the kooky, crazy Christopher Lee Sauve show at Amanda's Big Top the other night.
Jason LeBlond
Praise Jesus, it's still happening!
The star in deep shit will get out of rehab in time to play the star of Deep Throat.
It's for the movie Inferno, in which she's drug-addled porn actress Linda Lovelace, and I won't allow any jokes here about whether or not she's stretching.
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She smokes and curses. She's bored with men and likes her vibrator. She says she wants to be the next Kurt Cobain.
I think she's great! (Except for the smoking.)
But the linked abcnews.com article discusses whether Gossip Girl's Taylor Momsen might be hinting at behavior that could make her the next Lindsay Lohan.
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