Who's the grandest, most baby popping mother in our great tabloid nation? Here are your mo-fo choices:

*Nadya Suleman, the octuplet lady. She's popped out 14 human lives in total, all thanks to the very same sperm donor (Jodie Foster?). The woman spews children out of her privates like a Civil War cannon. And she looks like Angelina Jolie! Making her a little less popular, though, is the fact, that California tax money is supporting her embryo mania.