Michael Jackson's Doctor Guilty Of Involuntary Manslaughter

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Bad news for Conrad Murray.

The jury didn't buy the idea that Michael Jackson administered that last, fatal dose of propofol himself.

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Michael Jackson Was A Raving Hetero, Says David Gest!

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Liza Minnelli's ex-husband David Gest, who bristles when gay stuff is suggested about himself, does the same when it comes to his old pal Michael Jackson.

In fact, in a new DVD called Michael Jackson: The Life of an Icon, Gest takes pains to note that Jackson was not only a raving heterosexual and far from a pedophile, but (get ready to start protesting the implications) "a real man."

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Michael Jackson's Son Prince Flaunts His Girlfriend

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Well, Daddy did the same thing, after all, when he so passionately kissed Lisa Marie Presley Jackson on international television, lol.

So now, Prince, at 14, has taken off the blanket and shown up at Six Flags with Niki Berger, his girlfriend from school, as the whole world goes, "Awww."

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Tippi Hedren Honors Michael Jackson

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Tippi Hedren is the Hitchcock star of The Birds and Marnie (in which she was a klepto who was afraid of the color red), and she also worked with Chaplin, albeit in the comedy misfire A Countess From Hong Kong.

She's further known as the mom to Oscar-nominated Melanie Griffith, and I believe she was close with some members of Michael Jackson's animal kingdom.

Well, apparently Tippi's not really afraid of the color red because she's lovin' the "Thriller" jacket!

I just got this release:

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Michael Jackson Used to Torture Janet

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​The guy who was always pissed at the world for all the teasing he got was the world's biggest teaser himself!

In her new book True You, Janet Jackson reveals that while she adored her brother and he had a beautiful heart, he would mercilessly make fun of her when they were kids.

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What's Michael Jackson Up To Lately?

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​Not much, actually.

But according to renowned shyster, I mean spiritualist Sylvia Browne's latest piece of literature, he's in a much better place than Neverland.

The aptly named Browne channeled her longtime spiritual guide Francine--I'm not making this up (SHE is)--and came up with this heartwarming update about Jacko's corpse:

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La Toya Raiding Michael's Corpse For a "Tell-All"!

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​This June--just in time for the anniversary of her brother's death--bottom-feeding La Toya Jackson will release Starting Over, a tell-all book, big surprise.

Here's the plug for the book, and in parenthesis are wicked asides made either by posters on Datalounge.com or by myself:

"In this explosive tell-all, the sibling with the closest relationship to Michael (LOL) reveals...this intimate portrait of a beloved, yet deeply troubled, pop legend. (NOT AS TROUBLED AS LATOYA.)

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Ever Find Yourself With a Valuable Collectible?

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​While uncluttering the house one day, I found a Michael Jackson chocolate bar -- dark chocolate, mind you -- on a shelf, though I have no idea where I'd originally attained it.

Must be the Jesus juice.

Wherever the thing came from, this discovery had me moonwalking for joy, and I assumed I could start a feverish bidding war over it and pay off my mortgage.

But I looked into the matter and it turned out the value of the bar would barely cover the cost of sending it to a buyer! So I ate it.

Similarly, I recently found my cherished, old single of the Beatles' "I Want to Hold Your Hand"/"I Saw Her Standing There" in its original printing.

I was certain I had won the rock-and-roll lottery and could soon enough move into three mansions in Dubai -- until a kitsch-broker told me it wasn't even worth him taking it on spec!

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Bubbles Reunites With LaToya!

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​According to a new Animal Planet documentary, the king of pop's pet chimp lives in an ape center in Florida and hasn't been told of Michael's death, even though we're informed, "Michael was a mother figure to him."

The chimp is carefully protected from all manner of jolts and exploitation, but when LaToya smells a camera crew and wants to reunite with the creature, all systems are go.

The chimpkeeper warns her, of course, that Bubbles spits a lot.

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Blanket Jackson Does Scene From Star Wars

In this leaked video, Blanket Jackson comes out from under the blanket and engages in some kiddie fun while acting out stuff with sabers and weird dialogue.

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