Who's your favorite famous parent of too many children? Which one whores out his or her private life most entertainingly for your guilt-free delectation?

In one corner, you have the TLC stars of Jon & Kate Plus 8, who are shamelessly self promoting and a little self destructive too, yet very well groomed. (Love Kate's hairdo! Where does she find the time?)

In the other corner, you have world-renowned octomom Nadya Suleman, who only isn't on an American reality show because producers are afraid to go near her. (Not to fret: She's doing a British one, and I'm sure it'll filter into your cable box sometime real soon.)

Nadya might seem to have the edge because she has more kids and they were achieved in more offbeat ways, but Jon & Kate have the cheating thing going on, and there's nothing more amusing than parents of eight who don't even have time for each other, let alone the kids.

So who do you vote for? Which family is the more riveting train wreck?

It was as inevitable as the new Terminator flick: Nadya Suleman, the illustrious creature who had eight embryos implanted, becoming the world famous Octomom, will be singing and dancing, if not exactly ovulating. Well, someone playing her will be singing and dancing, if not exactly etc, etc. Some guy has written a musical about Nadya's headline-grabbing private parts and is casting around for someone to play the big mama. "We're looking for a great singer, pole-dancer, and child-rearing comedian," says the enterprising showman, not to mention someone who presumably looks like Angelina Jolie--or at least think she does.

For a title, I'd say make a play on Nine--the musical based on 8 1/2, which will come out as a film this year--and call it simply Eight. Or factor in ALL of Nadya's kids and call it 14. Yes, a Broadway show called 13 bombed this year, but that's an unlucky number, and this would be one better. Or maybe just abort the whole thing before it pops out at us.

Nadya Suleman--the world famous Angelina-looking octomom who popped out eight implanted embryos, making a lifetime total of 14--now finds herself pregnant with possibility. She just got offered "a deal of up to one million dollars plus a year of health insurance for her family" by Vivid Entertainment if she'll simply do a porn flick with them. There's just one problem--the woman doesn't have sex! The release, after the jump.

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