Anyway, that's one of the revelations in the E! True Hollywood Story about the former Alaska Governor, airing on April 21 at 10 p.m. ET/PT.

Here are the juiciest quotes the show culled from various experts who've observed the scary lady in action.

*As a high school basketball player, "she got the nickname Sarah Barracuda. Some people didn't even like playing with her, she would scratch them and get up real close to them and she was very physical."

Yes, I know, Tina Fey already nailed the role, but no doubt this film is going for a deeper, less satirical take -- even though Palin herself often leans toward the flighty and satirical side herself.

Next thing you know, Fox News Channel's Fox and Friends show cancelled her booking!

Unlike Palin, Joan is a smart woman, and she made the connection. Fox was censoring her for making fun of Palin, even though Palin's whole line of bull these days is about free speech!

Just as supporters.

If we can rally around the whack job and help her get the Republican nomination in 2012, then we're totally safe for four more years! She'll lose!

It would be very comforting to be able to blame Sarah Palin for the horrible Arizona shootings, but it would seem a little hypocritical since we always say you can't blame rock stars and their crazy songs for various teen tragedies that are often ascribed to them by right wingers.

As civil libertarians, we have to be brave and admit that it wasn't Palin who pulled the trigger!

But her apology is even more half-hearted than her sexual politics.

First off, she doesn't apologize for the hate language, she only says they shouldn't have responded to negative comments.

That response is carefully designed to avoid taking a stand on what was actually said in weeping Willow's exchange.

If the absolute worst-case scenario happens, all good sense is thrown to the tundra, and for some crazy reason Sarah Palin ends up in the White House in two years (and not just scrubbing toilets), will you end up in Saskatchewan?

Instead of a victory for freedom, they've chosen to see this as a blow against freedom.

But shouldn't the Sarah Palin types of the world be absolutely thrilled with this development?

If you're in need of a capsule summary of their wretched affair so far:

Levi knocked Bristol up, and Sarah had to spray air freshener on her failed family values by rushing them into a marriage and saying that was the plan all along.

But it never happened, and the result was a bitter breakup and a teen unwed mother -- the kind of thing Sarah generally finds equal to the devil, but way more hygienically messy.

"Seeing as how Sarah Palin is so fond of spreading her message of hate and intolerance via Twitter, I think it is only appropriate we call her Twitler from here on out."

"Heil, Twitler"?

Why do I feel as if Jesse James just popped a boner?