Sean Penn And ScarJo Are Kaput! My Thoughts

People reported that Sean Penn and Scarlett Johansson are no longer an unlikely couple.
In fact, they're no longer a couple at all.
And I can't say I'm wildly surprised.
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People reported that Sean Penn and Scarlett Johansson are no longer an unlikely couple.
In fact, they're no longer a couple at all.
And I can't say I'm wildly surprised.
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I was the only one who gave Scarlett Johansson entrance applause for her turn in the Broadway revival of Arthur Miller's 1950s tragedy A View From The Bridge the other day.![]()
But let me explain: She was fairly unrecognizable! Scarlett sports brown hair, done in a '50s Brooklyn style, and she's covered up with long, solid colored outfits that make her way less vampy than her screen persona. But I spotted the little devil right away!
And she definitely has the chops.
Yes, she's a bit too old for the character--a 17-year-old girl whose uncle (Liev Schreiber) cares about her a little too much--and sure, she occasionally acts too small, as if doing it for cameras, not for the balcony.
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Cpl. Scott M. Biscuiti
Yep, it's time once more for pervy America's favorite pastime: Fuck-Marry-Slap (a delightfully watered down version of Fuck-Mary-Kill)!
Here are the rules: I give you three celebrity names and you tell me which one of them you'd like to marry, which one you'd fuck, and which one you'd gently slap on the wrist.
Your choices are:
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