You know the rules. I name three celebrities, then you decide which one you'd love to fuck, which one you'd marry, and which one you'd slap (gently on the wrist, mind you).

Here goes:

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Cpl. Scott M. Biscuiti

Yep, it's time once more for pervy America's favorite pastime: Fuck-Marry-Slap (a delightfully watered down version of Fuck-Mary-Kill)!

Here are the rules: I give you three celebrity names and you tell me which one of them you'd like to marry, which one you'd fuck, and which one you'd gently slap on the wrist.

Your choices are:

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There's an old game that pervs play called "Fuck-Marry-Kill," where someone comes up with three names of either celebs or people you know, and you decide which one of the three you'd like to fuck, which one you'd marry, and which one you'd kill.

Well, we don't believe in actual violence here at LDM, so let me amend that devilish little pastime to the more family-friendly "Fuck-Marry-Slap-On-The-Wrist."

And here are your choices: Adam Lambert, Chace Crawford, and Robert Pattinson.

I personally would marry Chace, fuck Robert, and slap Adam.

And you?