It ended better than Misery.

So this morning, on Frank's Sirius XM OutQ show, they married in a ceremony that was both hilarious and heartfelt.

Presiding was comic Lizz Winstead, who thanked Marcus Bachmann for having done her and Lisa Lampanelli's hair so beautifully. ("He's always available," she added.)

There's apparently just one reason why this can't happen, though.

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And he's usually right.

The Normal Heart author is appalled that so much fuss is being made about gay marriage having been approved in New York because the reality is, until DOMA is repealed, the marriages won't be on an equal plane with straight ones as far as rights and acceptance.

But now that New York State has approved gay marriage, we're going to have to get our grubby hands on some.

There are none at Duane Reade -- I looked -- but I'm sure they'll have to start stocking them if they know what's good for business (and civil rights).

Meanwhile, here are some I found online.

Now that the smoke has cleared and the right to same-sex marriage has historically been approved in New York State, I honestly feel two famous older gays should bury the hatchet in a giant wedding cake and scoop up lots of creamy filling.

And they should do that after they say, "I do," to their formerly antagonistic faces.

I'm quite convinced that Larry Kramer should finally marry ...

We've earned the equal right in New York State to same-sex marriage!

And it happened in my LOOOOOONG lifetime!

It's a blessing, a gift, a journey, a closure, and every other cliché my gay little mind can think of.

But who do I marry now?

It's extremely important we get this in New York so we can have equality in that area and also stick it to the Republicans!

But there's a sense in which gay marriage will add to the oppression of my sad little life.

And now he's teeing them off all over again by speaking his mind.

Says Waters:

Why is it always the ones who can't master straight marriage who feel gay marriage is such a terrible idea?

Are they afraid someone might actually show them how to do it right?

The latest example of this crazed hypocrisy is that one-haired developer/reality star Donald Trump.