These glittery gems are from the Susanne Bartsch freak-apalooza at Good Units, which was way fun until people in fire marshal costumes barreled in and shut it down.
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Halloween came early this year, with the gala Susanne Bartsch party at Good Units on Saturday.
Her crowd usually dresses to the nines, but this time they were dolled up to the sixty nines, and it was blindingly good (at least until the fire marshals shut it down).
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Mine was a hamburger suit that was pretty hilarious, though after a few years it got so mangy-looking that people kept asking, "What are you supposed to be?"
"A scrotal sac," I'd reply, and they'd run for the hills.
There was also a glittery bodysuit with a hood, but again, it didn't represent much of anything in particular, so I'd always say I was a gay sperm cell and again, people would race to safety.
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As I threatened--I mean promised--I went out on Halloween night dressed as a giant gift box, and if you bitches want to consider the result a dick in a box, that's absolutely fine with me.
Or so I opine in this blog on Sundance Channel's sunfiltered.com.
Linda Simpson
In the piece, I trenchantly chat about the pros and cons of the big day, when people swarm from the boroughs looking like zombies--even more so than usual!
Anyway, the site is identifying me as a Voice writer, so I'm hereby plugging it right back. And now I can go back to dressing like a fruit salad--but not necessarily for Halloween.
Halloween approacheth and I'm finally ready to leave the house again to enjoy it after suffering last year's scary array of Sarah Palins.
So what will the most prevalent costumes be this time? I'm guessing that, since it was the year of dead celebrities, the streets will turn into a veritable zombieland of the faux famous.
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