That, plain and simple, is the theme behind this arousing photo spread by "La Daily Musto" friend Alex Geana.
Doesn't it make you just want to squat?
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Lady Gaga's naked in the September Vanity Fair and Huffington Post has the scoop on it.
In the interview, the superstar singer admits that she very occasionally does cocaine and more often than that, she feels lonely, even when she's with someone.
She's an artist, after all!
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Lorenzo Martone is the charming 30-year-old Brazilian who's design superstar Marc Jacobs' love partner (he's sort of the original Jesus Luz, but not really).
Scans courtesy Butt Magazine
And he's showing it all--and telling all--in the new issue of the rough and readable Butt magazine.
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In semi-disrobing for the public's delectation, Levi Johnston joins a long list of luminous and daring celebrities whose careers took off when they took it off.
CLICK HERE for my musings on sunfiltered.com about the history of public privates, from Marilyn Monroe to Paris Hilton and beyond, and you'll learn why flashing your stuff (or, in Levi's case, just hinting at it) for a mass audience is way more effective a career booster than going to acting school.
Besides, anything that upsets Sarah Palin is OK with me.
Back during WWII, Cannon towel use was apparently comparable to that in a porn film. Check out this amazing ad about how the military boys in the South Pacific had been shipped towels to wipe off with, and see if you wouldn't have minded a petite grab of their Cannons.
Supposedly you shouldn't swim after you eat--but thanks to new swimwear designs, you can do so after you've gotten hot and bothered! If you're the type that gets turned on by being around various pools and beaches (and lifeguards), then these are just the accommodating bathing suits for you and your manhood. You never need to be embarrassed by sporting wood in public again! Bruno must be gagging.
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Lonely nights are gone! I've got me a new lover and he's short, quiet, and only needs occasional rinsing. It's a Fleshlight, the rivetingly lurid device which looks like a flashlight--and it's fierce during a blackout, I'm sure--but which tops off with a circular patch of rubber with a hole in the middle, like an inflatable doll scaled down to just the orifice. This thing is for the kind of sick mutha perv who feels glory holes are way too intimate. Instead, you can stick your business in the Fleshlight and have a guilt-free night of one-sided fulfillment that's the ultimate in anonymous pleasure.
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Original Village People cowboy Randy Jones is more like a cowpoke in this outtake he sent me from the current Playgirl magazine 35th anniversary issue, which features him looking every bit the macho man. In this very special photo, Randy's man-goods are hanging (as it were) under his cowboy hat, which he's holding way far out, practically a mile away! That thing must be big enough to spell out "YMCA"! Oh, well. It takes a Village Person...
Up-and-coming designers Nico and Adrian are known for bringing a party spirit to fashion, applying lots of colorful fabrics and headdresses to sexy male and female forms. But it turns out that Nico himself--aka Brazilian stud Nicolas Urquiza--seems more comfortable wearing just flesh tones. I happened to find the guy on bigmuscle.com (oh hush, I've got nothing but free time), shoving his uncut penis and hairy butt into more than one camera. I was enchanted by his minimal style and maximal charisma. He says he's 38 years old on that site, though somehow on Myspace he's 32--but whatever the case, he's always about an eight and a half. And based on these caliente photos, I would wear anything this guy sold me at any price!
Yes, you can have a male escort every month--on the pages of the rentboy.com calendar, that is. In reality, you can have one every five minutes, for all I care. But if you simply want their pictorial representations on a monthly basis, get the Men of Rentboy.com 2009 Calendar--photographed by Dick Mitchell--for only $15.95 on Rentboy.com. (That's even cheaper than the box of mints you generally have to leave on the nightstand as their parting gift). You can usher in the seasons with this serendipitous parade of pecs, dicks, and puckered anuses welcoming the march of time with a smile!
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