At her publication party at the Museum of Sex the other night, it turned out Lisa (who's married to the eternally hunky Harry Hamlin) was fun and sexy, so I hope the book is really big.

Our quickie conversation:

Hi, Lisa. Will I blush reading this book?

Yes!

It takes a lot.

It'll let your juices flow a little. You'd have to be dead not to! [laughs]

But I know her as the lady who spills about her vajayjay in her memoir, That's Another Story, which I'm currently devouring as if it were a piping-hot chili dog made from scraps of shepherd's pie.

And since Fleshlights sponsored the Fleshbot awards for sexy pop culture, held at the Highline Ballroom on Friday night, we all got one!

Which is exactly why I went (I need a Christmas gift for my parish priest), plus I wanted to hang out with Brian Moylan from Fleshbot's sister site Gawker and also get interviewed by Murray Hill for his new U.K. TV show segment.

"Like me, there are plenty of girls who don't want to be bogged down with demanding involvements or have to be concerned with the emotional or physical consequences of sex.

And it definitely has the official description of the decade:

"93% of all men are into oral sex, as a German survey claims.

"The fact that approximately 80% of them don't know how to perform a good blow job or how to contribute to a good performance as a receiver isn't mentioned in that survey.

"Blow Me! gives you a competent introduction to deep throat.

(1) "Make your man think he has the biggest, baddest penis on the planet."

I.e., lie.

But then came the story that Puerto Rican senator Roberto Arango was showing all kinds of shit -- literally -- in his Grindr profile.

In the blog, I asked people to tell me their experiences of meeting real bisexuals just to restore my faith in the concept.

I'm not that dumb -- I knew there must be some real ones out there.

And people responded with furor and even some names.