"Find God's match for you," is Christian Mingle's motto, the Lord obviously intending for bible-loving people to go to a website, log in, and start hormoning it up on the dating treadmill. And I can only imagine what some of these dates consist of, dialogue-wise. Here's an unholy guess:
"Hey, stud. Are you gonna nail me later like they nailed Jesus to the cross?"
"Yes--and then my noodle will enjoy a resurrection and nail you all over again."
"Ooh, baby. We're gonna re-enact the twin cities tonight!"
"Minneapolis-St. Paul?"More »