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In case you missed my scintillating column this week -- and there's no decent reason why you should have -- let me drag out a part of it that deals with the acclaimed lesbian family dramedy The Kids Are All Right.

I write about "one plot aspect that initially made me queasy in my pants. (Spoiler alert! Do not read the next graph -- though it's all in the trailer anyway.)

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​I never thought of Larry King as that much of a hottie before, but with all the gossip hitting the tabs, he turns out to be the biggest Hollywood player since George Hamilton!

The suspendered crypt keeper-lookalike is actually a raging ladies man who allegedly cheated on wifey with her younger sister, Shannon Engeman (though Shannon vehemently denies it. Wouldn't you?)

He's on fire!

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​Do you run to your friend and squeal, "Your boyfriend/girlfriend is cheating?"

Do you simply store the info way down deep inside and vow to keep an eye on the person in case of future fuckups?

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​Jesse James obviously has an affinity for porn stars. In fact, he clearly favors them over Oscar winners.

The disgraced husband of Sandra Bullock was recently revealed to have dated some self-promoting heat-seeking ball of tattoos named Michelle Bombshell.

And the latest bombshell on Michelle is that she's done, surprise surprise, webcam videos.

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​You know, the one about how hottie Josh Duhamel allegedly toyed with an exotic dancer even though he's supposed to be with wifey Fergie.

I didn't give the headlines a whole lot of second thought--I always take these scoops with a grain of coke--and now, the official statement from Scores doesn't help illuminate much at all.

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A friend of mine has been harboring a grudge for 16 whole years now, and I feel it's downright sick. It's even more bizarre when you realize that it's not actually a friend who's done this, but--truth be told--it's me! Yes, I have Italian Alzheimer's! I forget everything except a grudge!

Let me explain. Way back in '93, I was on a date with a clubbie for my birthday. We went, naturally, to a club. This was my third date with the guy and we were basically developing into sex buddies, though he was nice enough to fake some romantic energy and share this special night with me.

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No, I don't mean the person you're married to. I mean did you ever hook up with someone espoused to someone else? And did you blindly keep going with it anyway?

Let's face it--we ALL sit back and bitch out movie stars who break up homes and carry on with married folks, but when the chance comes along to do the very same thing, we--I mean you--almost always bite the bait. It's just too risque and taboo and irresistible, like sneaking home an ice cream sundae somebody left on the table.

There's a secret thrill (I hear) to grabbing a hottie who's supposed to be with another being. As it turns out, there's a little Angelina in so very many of us, and I'd like you to be honest for a change and tell me just what kind of Brad Pitt types you've romanced despite--or maybe because of--the massive accessorization on their ring fingers.