Meanwhile, movie star Catherine Zeta-Jones (along with Angela Lansbury) pulls in throngs of stage door Johnnies and Janes over at A Little Night Music.

If you're already saying "I'm Still What?" then don't bother with this post, please.

Broadway legend Stephen Sondheim is such a genius that he can afford to be a horrible, withering creep, sort of like Jerome Robbins was. But as it turns out, he's totally agreeable, sometimes too much so, especially with regard to his own work.

After all, just so as not to be labeled a primadonna, Sondheim has...