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Hedonistic weekends in the Fire Island Pines are going to extend all the way into October this year, and you can partly thank humankind's relentless abuse of the environment, which has led to global warming that makes things fabulously tropical well into the fall!

But it's mainly because Andrew Kirtzman and his partners -- who own the Pavilion club, the Blue Whale restaurant, and all the other real estate in that strip -- are promoting go-to weekends long after the traditional end of the season.

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​The gay ghetto known as Fire Island is starting to recover from a bad 2009, which is good news for the gays who work out all day so they can do drugs all night.

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I swear, Fire Island has become even scarier than usual, and it's all thanks to the frickin'--everybody now--recession.

First of all, the old days of catered affairs in Pines beachfront houses, with waiters dabbing your mouth with cloth napkins is ovah. My friends who used to invite me to such things now rent out their house for the big weekends, understandably trying to scare up some extra dough. So you find yourself seeking out any poolside hotel nightclub where they sell dollar hot dogs and cheap soda.

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