eugene you are genius.
please come to toronto and stay...for life!
love
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I used to work for one of these political survey places, and had a blast doing them. "How would you rate George W. Bush as a president? Would you say: He's the greatest human being to ever exist? That he's the best president ever, after Reagan. Or that He's doing a pretty good job" It was especially fun when we'd be forced to call old people late at night waking them up to ask their opinions on senate races that they knew nothing about.

Despite your laziness when it comes to blogging (admit it, dude), I continue to believe you're a genius in the area of mocking telemarketing. Your last post -- specifically, the Ehud Olmert/hot omelet part -- should be mandatory in every anti-stress medical treatment.

So, in order to contribute, I've done some research and here are a couple of links to companies where you can op-in to telemarketing consumer lists:

http://www.prospectsinfluential.com/content/about/telemarketing.shtml

http://www.americanprofiles.com/mailinglists/consumerlists.htm

(For more, just google "telemarketing lists").

It's a win-win scenario: you will receive more calls, thus have more material for your parodies, thus more potential revenues, and we, your faithful followers, will enjoy more of your art.

Eugene, hilarious! Thanks for the laugh, man.

Extrordinary!
The vapid nature of ALL polling has been pissing me off for years. Rest assured that I'll employ the Eugene method the next time I'm bothered by these leeches.