Target sent over a some photos of their new fall line from Mossimo. To our untrained eyes, the concept seems to be: "popular tenth grader, Houston, Texas, circa 2003."

Have you not been watching the pee and poop plushies at fredflare.com? Lucky for you, we have, so now you know they finally went on sale. When the pair was going for $40, it was a stretch, but at $29.99, we're ready to own some soft, cuddly excrement.

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A very sophisticated and cultured friend brought to our attention a new way to slack off at work. Oh, wait, this is our job. Kind of. Ugly Outfits New York is a mean blog that makes fun of people's clothes. What more do you need to know?

Fine, here's the mission statement:

The Staff at Ugly Outfits New York is dedicated to outing every wrong ensemble in New York City. We won’t stop as long as there are chippies and hipsters armed with the dangerous combo of fashion magazines and credit cards. The Tokyo bureau is scheduled to open in the fall of this year and our children’s children will continue to school the fashion retarded until all the Uggs on the planet have been eliminated. To The Cause!

On Saturday, we slept all day. Like, literally all day. So we already hated ourselves, even before our two friends modeled the six dresses they bought (collectively) at the bird sale in Cobble Hill while we were drooling on a pillow. There are items at 25, 50, and 75% off from designers like Philip Lim, Trovata, Generra, Alice Ritter, etc. Check out the stuff here while you're still in your cubicle, and later, we'll fight you for those Sigerson Morrison huarache sandals, biotch.

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Park Slope

430 Seventh Ave

(718) 768-4940

Cobble Hill

220 Smith Street

(718) 797-3774

Welcome to an all-new and incredibly classy feature on Threadster, Priceless, in which we scour Craigslist's free board for the city's most inexplicable deals. First up, free bedikah cloths:

Kosher bedikah cloths

Come pick them up whenever

917.822.7706

Oh, what's a bedikah cloth? It's the vagina rag a Jewish lady uses to check whether her period is done. Duh. You can pick some up for free in Forest Hills. Whenever.