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by Nina Lalli | email: threadster@villagevoice.com

Project Runway Sucks

Posted by Nina Lalli at 2:50 PM, February 7, 2008



OMG, is that from American Apparel??

Here's the thing. I know I'm no great thinker. My entertainment choices are nothing to be proud of. If I had DVR, I would probably tape The Real Housewives of Orange County. When I see a heinous accident on the highway, my urge is to pull over and take photos. But Project Runway (which I love and will watch as long as it's on, despite the headline of this post) is beginning to offend my intellect.

It's not just the blatancy of the sponsorships/product placements. I can accept the fact that I'm pretty much watching an hour-long commercial, but can't it at least be a commercial for something fashion-related? Can it not involve The House of Spandex, for God's sake? Can Tim Gunn not be moved to say things like "Is there some way to mitigate this? Maybe with these feathers?"

Ahem. So, in case you missed it, the designers made a bunch of sparkly hot pants for some scary false-boobed lady(?) wrestlers last night. Ricky's pile of crap was apparently less good than all the other shiny vomit on the runway, so he went home. And the truly amazing thing was, he didn't seem to be crying. Does he only cry out of joy and inspiration and pride? But not when things suck? Weird!

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Only caught the last 1/2 hour and what a blessing that was. Wrestling outfits? So dumb. Why do we care if a designer can put together booty shorts? We don't. The person who needs to be cut is the person who came up with that episode.

Posted by: clk123 at February 7, 2008 3:20 PM

RICKY SUCKS SO DAM BAD, I DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW HE LAST TO EPISODE 10. HE SHOULD HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED ON THE 2ND EPISODE. HE IS SO RIDICULOUS. CRYING LIKE A DUMB AS BOY, TRYING TO USE HIS POOR BACKGROUND TO WIN OVER THE JUDGES TO FEEL SORRY FOR HIS SORRY ASS.

Posted by: Venessa at February 9, 2008 7:31 PM

It wasn't about designing booty shorts and skanky sparkly crap as much as it was about styling and featuring the signatures and styles of each of the divas. I liked the challenge. Long live Christian.

Posted by: Benito at February 10, 2008 1:56 AM

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