Now Hiring: Los Dados, Gorilla Coffee, THOR

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Thor is looking for some line cooks and a sous.

Los Dados needs some front-of-house staff as well as cooks, ASAP.

Jacques Torres is looking for a factory member who can lift 50 pounds without throwing out her back and/or whining a lot. We're out, and it's the second one.

Monkey Bar needs some cooks.

Malarks, get that thumb ring to Soho, stat. A new upscale New American place needs some raw bar dudes and some line cooks.

Blaue Gans is looking for a sous chef. If you can speak German, it's yours to lose.

A self-proclaimed charming wine bar called Il Torchio is coming to Myrtle Avenue in Clinton Hill. They need cooks and runners.

Carmen Gonzalez will head the kitchen at the soon-to-reopen Lucy of Gramercy. She needs an executive sous chef by her side. the restaurant is also hiring servers.

A "stylish new bento bar" needs attractive people who can drive cars without killing anyone to help with promotions that involve Mini Coopers. Remember The Apprentice?

Gorilla Coffee is looking for a "rock star barista."

School starts, like, next week. You could be a lunch lady, depending on your criminal record.

Sapa is looking for cooks.

Fort Greene will soon have yet another restaurant where beautiful people can be seen looking diverse and relaxed. Come September, a 60-seat restaurant will be joining the neighborhood. They're hiring all positions.