Stupid Shit: Turducken for the Cats?

IMG_0919.jpg

As a teenager, I remember getting all Seventh Heaven one Thanksgiving and forsaking the warmth of my own home to bring a plate of turkey to the homeless dude I used to smoke cigarettes with. At this point, most of the homeless people I know are cats. If I were extra crazy, I might bring the neighborhood strays little bowls of cat turducken this year, but I'm pretty sure I can resist. Let's hope.

My Voice Nation Help
0 comments
Sort: Newest | Oldest
©2013 Village Voice, LLC, All rights reserved.
Browse Voice Nation
  • Voice Places New York

    Voice Places

    Find everything you're looking for in your city

  • Happy Hour App

    Happy Hour App

    Find the best happy hour deals in your city

  • Daily Deals

    Daily Deals

    Get today's exclusive deals at savings of anywhere from 50-90%

  • Best Of

    Best Of...

    Check out the hottest list of places and things to do around your city