Daily Voice «

update notifications

email

subscribe
unsubscribe

Stupid Shit: Premiumization to be Huge in '08

Posted by Nina Lalli at 5:47 PM, November 27, 2007

Much more hilarious than year-end wrap-ups and awards are the predictions that start rolling in about next year. for example: Next year, trendwatching.com tells us, like this year, "premiumization" will be the thing. You know, like when someone makes four T-shirts and then each one costs a billion dollars, and then you get jumped for it, but you kind of deserved it for being such a sucker? Anyway, that applies to food also. Duh.

As trendwatching puts it: "no industry, no sector, no product will escape a premium version in the next 12 months." Fantastic!

As usual, nothing is as clearly made for tools as bottled water. Evian has some ridiculous $20 bottle of water with a "special pouring top." Then there's is something called Bling H20, which is water in a bottle covered in Swarovski crystals, which makes me want to kill someone. Maybe everyone. And finally, there is Tasmanian Rain, rainwater that is captured with some magical rain-catcher in Australia. It claims to be "velvety, soft, and refreshing." Aren't you glad you're not an asshole?

There's much more, of course. Beer, honey, marshmallows, chocolate, etc.

comments


Nina, I used to like the Village Voice but I have come to realise it is in fact you who is Stupid as Shit.

Stop ranting on like a freak and do something worthwhile in your life.

How about instead of slinging insults you try and add some value to the world.

You are a complete waste of space on this great earth.

Stephanie

Posted by: Steph at November 28, 2007 3:25 AM

Give me back my rib Nina you retard.

Posted by: John at November 28, 2007 3:26 AM

And then there's that "charity: water" campaign that sells $20 bottles of water to fund the development of wells in areas where "unsafe water and lack of basic sanitation causes 80% of all sickness and disease, and kills more people every year than all forms of violence, including war."

Posted by: BA at November 28, 2007 11:33 AM

right on Nina, I am sick of this shit too, and stupid asshole rank and file goose stepping fucktards consumers like the above commenters. the type of a-holes who bitch and moan about how much they hate GWB and the big oil companies who shop at whole foods, all while drinking bottled water in plastic bottles and order take out every day. Hypocritical douche bags.

Posted by: Simon at November 30, 2007 1:23 PM

it's funny that stephanie used to read the village voice. the village voice's disposition has always been that of total crankiness and nina has never alluded to being anything else. what did you think you were reading stephy? vanity fair? you're just pissed cuz nina dissed your favorite water - bling h20.

Posted by: cochon.name at December 7, 2007 5:42 PM

post a comment



Remember Me?

 

Most Popular