Jesus Pan. Really?
So here's an amazing contraption. From the Jesus pan website:
Holy images have been popping up all over... A grilled cheese sandwich with the image of the Virgin Mary sold for over 17-hundred dollars on Ebay.
So I guess you could sear a Jesus into your quesadilla or French toast and then try to sell it to the pathologically gullible on Ebay. Alternatively, the website suggests just bringing the Jesus pan to a church pancake breakfast and preparing "holy hotcakes" for the flock. Either way. For serious.
[Via Word of Mouth]