Watching the VP Debates? Start Drinking Now
Need a little liquid courage to watch the VP debates tonight? Try our specialty cocktails, and don't forget to do a shot everytime Sarah Palin wrinkles her cute little nose while uttering something unspeakably stupid and/or nasty.
The I Can See Russia From My House
1 pint Budweiser
1 shot vodka
Drop vodka shot into glass of Bud and chug. Repeat until you can see Russia from your house.
The Abstinence Only
1 shot absinthe
3 dashes bitters
Fill a glass full of crushed ice. Pour the absinthe over, and shake in the bitters. Serve. Remember to keep your legs closed!
The Nutty Bitch
1 shot almond liqueur, such as Amaretto
1 shot hazelnut liqueur, such as Frangelico
2 shots vodka
1 walnut, for garnish
Combine all ingredients in a cocktail shaker with ice, and shake. Strain into a cocktail glass, garnish with the walnut, and guzzle until anything Sarah Palin says makes sense. Repeat as necessary.