Recession Special: Eat More Oysters
Just to get you in the mood, here's Paul O'Neil, the former secretary of the treasury, in the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette:
If the United States doesn't get its finances in order, the coming years will make the current recession "look like a child's birthday party,"Ahahaha. Does that sort of thing make you want to run screaming down the street? I suggest burying your head in oysters and Champagne (well, sparking wine) instead. Yes, you can. Here's how:
I learned how to shuck oysters in cooking school years ago, and have literally not done it since. Last night I was craving oysters and feeling sorry for myself because I can't afford them. Then it occurred to me that my local fish store sells oysters for $11 a dozen. I could get off my lazy ass and shuck them myself.
Plus, if you go reference ultra-cheap sparkling wine taste-test, you'll see that you can get a really good Cava for $7. So for $18, you can have a dozen oysters and an entire bottle of wine. And everything will look rosy, at least until tomorrow.
Directions for how to shuck oysters at home, after the jump.
Take the point of the knife and force it as far into the hinge as you can go (probably not very far). That's the part where you want to be especially careful not to slip. Now that the knife is stuck into that little gap, twist the knife (by twisting your wrist) while bearing down toward the center of the oyster. It might take a few tries, but you'll break the seal and feel the oyster pop open. Yay!
Now you can run your knife along the sides of the shell, twisting the knife to loosen the shell further. Being careful not to spill the liquor inside, run your knife along the top inside of the shell to release the connections there.
And now you are ready to slurp it down, or if you have more self control, to shuck the rest of the oysters and then slurp them down.