Food Records, Possible Gastric Distress, at Crash Mansion Tonight

If you've been in eating contest withdrawal or simply want to know what the hell the world's longest cupcake kebab looks like, stop by Crash Mansion at 8 p.m. for the Universal Record Database's food records extravaganza. In addition to the aforementioned kebab, the line-up includes the most tortillas frisbeed in 30 seconds, the most pig parts tasted in one sitting, and the fastest consumption of 15 blueberries by a one-year-old. No word on whether or not there will be food available to eat for non-contestants, but chances that there will be more than a few leftovers flopping around are better than average.