Martha Stewart Gets on the Pole

Remember when McSweeney's envisioned what sort of pole dancer Paula Deen might be? Apparently, Martha Stewart prefers you not use your imagination.

The homemaking maven recently writhed and gyrated on her show as a pole dancing expert schooled her in the art of seduction. Now, quickly, go wash your eyes out with soap.

[via Popwatch]

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