Stephen Colbert Samples Hello Kitty Wines, Ponders Pinot Grouchio

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Our Man Sietsema picked up on the absurdity of Hello Kitty wines earlier this week, and now so too has Stephen Colbert, who last night warned:

"Remember kids, this awesome new product is not for you. Please ignore the pretty pink color and the shiny golden heart on the bottle. And the fact that it is small enough to fit in your lunch box."

The wines are for grownups, he assured. Just like such fine potable products as Pinot Grouchio, Booze Blues, and The Count's Malt Liquor.


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