Stephen Colbert Solves Australia's Sperm Shortage with a Little Something He Cooked Up at the Outback Steakhouse

There's something about a blooming onion that gets Stephen Colbert's motor running, which is lucky for those in need of baby batter Down Under. The faux pundit offers sperm-deficient Aussies his own brand of goo to go. (Note how the stuff comes in a Foster's-like beer can: "American for sperm.")


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