The Lower East Side Is Getting Another Fucking Subway

Thanks to the Avalon Chrystie condolith on East Houston Street, the Lower East Side is getting yet another fucking Subway. Located on the Chrystie Street side of the complex (which also houses Whole Foods), it will be but four blocks north and one avenue west from the Subway at the corner of Allen and Delancey streets, and a cold cut's throw from the Subway on the Bowery. As Bowery Boogie reports, this outpost will be in close proximity to the Avalon's trash pickup site, which, as one-quarter of Fork in the Road can readily attest, is at its fragrant zenith this time of year. And in that regard at least, we've got to admit that the endlessly metastasizing chain couldn't have picked a better location for its latest assault on the neighborhood.

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